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NeWS>>>17th-23rd March:Big Cats and Bad fathers...

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Slobodan Milosevic is dead..The Butcher of Belgrade..the Stalin of Stalingrad...the Bent Butler from Berlin....I hope if there is a hell that they are all there, shackled head2toe and suffering eternal decomposition..Apparently the cause of Milosevic’s timely death was heart attack. The UN war crimes tribunal, who were holding the Serbian pigfucker in a comfortable fortress called la Hague, were warned by a Russian medical team as recently as January, about the need for a full examination of Milosevic’s health...Why were Moscow so concerned for the detained dictators’s physical well being???was it because they wanted to see him convicted of committing war crimes against more than a quarter of a million people? Or was it because they thought he might be cleared of all charges and set free???
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S. Milosevic--Deceased
Milosevic was a truly evil man..more than just evil, he was a genocidal maniac...and a grotesquely successful one at that..I am glad that he is dead because now the whole heavy machine called the UN war crimes tribunal can concentrate all its energies towards getting hold of those elusive ‘fugitives’.Mr Mladic and Mr Karadzic..who the Serbian government seem reluctant or unable to capture, freeze in jabba the hut's freezing machine, and ultimately to deliver...

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General Karadzic--WANTED FOR CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY.
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General Mladic---WANTED FOR CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY..
There are loud shouts, in the dead man’s native country, for the corpse to be placed in Belgrade’s Hall of Heroes; where lie the bodies of Serbians who made a singificant effort for their country(heroes/pioneers etc). However, the pressure to pollute the sanctity of historical graveyard is counter-balanced by angry voices which belong to minds unable to accept that a man who orchestrated the slaughter of 250000000 people could be considered a hero.......
“It is a scandal to even speak of laying Milosevic here, alongside people such as this (referring to the grave of Djindjic, the former Serb Prime minister who was assassinated by nationalist psychopaths in 2003), But this government may allow it. It hasn’t done much good so far” said Dejan Brankovic as he laid flowers on the plaque bearing the name of Zoran Djindjic..

If anything constructive can be gleamed from Slobodan’s pre-verdict death(there were only 40 hours left to run before a verdict in his trial was due) it is that the Tribunal needs to sharpen itself up to a knife point, because at the moment it has the slugging power of a kid’s spongey fake baseball bat..For 4 years that swine disrupted the trial by using every cheap trick in the ‘how to cheat justice’ manual (which was written by OJ Simpson)...He was guilty of war crimes against humanity and now he is dead, but still at large are 2 of his closest buddies...so lets get them..send in the SAS, send in the googlebots, whatever it takes to smoke those rats out of their holes...The punishment for Serbia withholding such despicable swine should be far more hard-hitting than a ‘slowing down’ of the process which is supposed to be leading to Serbian integration into the EU..If the US and the UK are happy to go to war with Iraq just to get Saddam Hussein, why the fuck are they not adopting the same policy for Mladic and Karadzic????consistency is sorely lacking from much of the ALLIES recent military manoeuvres....
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"Ill get those bastards, Mr President, Just give me the green light....."says CTU's Jack Bauer.And I'm sure he would do a damn good job..

Artistically inclined Venezuelan president, Hugo Chavez, has reinvigorated national pride by tinkering with his country’s flag. The white horse now gallops towards the left instead of he right, and a star has been added to the already formidable stellar contingent.. Chavez mollified criticism of his ‘frivolous and wasteful’ improvements with this line of wisdom...
“Any man caught hoisting the Old flag will be incinerated” which brought a very prompt and eerie end to the dissenting voices amongst the natives..

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the drab old flag..and now for the new>>>>
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Which do you prefer???

While the laid-back Australian guest peoples continue to race forward economically and towards the first true un-official Clone Society, OXFAM has been studying how the rulers treat the natives.. I mean the true natives of this sun laden ecological enigma...The latest OXFAM report says ‘Aboriginals life expectancy is still almost 20 years less than that of other Australians’..It goes on to explain that there is a blatant lack of care/regard for the dark skinned tribal peoples who had lived in harmony with nature for 40000 years before the white skins turned up bearing gunpowder and cannons, poison and death....New Zealand and Canada were complimented as countries which are acting more humanely towards pre-white skin invasion natives.
(Oxfam International, founded in 1995, is a confederation of 12 independent, not-for-profit, secular, community-based aid and development organisations who work with local partners in over 100 countries worldwide to reduce poverty, suffering, and injustice.)

I live here(in Australia) and don’t get the impression that many people give a flying fuck about aboriginals and if pushed for an opinion,,, I would guess that most see them as some kinda blemish on an otherwise unspoilt painting of easy going life with a insanely beautiful habitat. Yes a blemish, that sounds about Right.. Else why the fuck would Australians celebrate Australia Day..the day when they claimed the land..Don’t people realize that the aboriginals are still trying to live in Australia???How the fuck do you think it makes an aboriginal feel to see non abo Australians celebrating in the streets with fireworks, their rape and pillage and subsequent colonization of this country???If there is a widely perceived idea of a tru-blue typical Aussie then it is most defiantly not an image of an aboriginal..but to me it should be...and the latter would be preferable in terms of wisdom and knowledge because the current true blue Aussie is a neanderthal, vacuous but yes easy going, idiot..who rarely shows more intelligence than that of the average chimpanzee..It’s a shame Darwin isn’t about,.I wonder what he would make of the de-evolution of humans that Capitalist governments( like J Howard and his mates here) preside over with unmatchable dedication...I’m not saying that every non-indigenous Australian is a chimp... because: there are many good people here.
Australia offers the easiest life possible; in western ways I mean..like material wise and $$$ wise..the standard of living here –using certain criteria–is amazing..and I guess that’s why Melbourne has won awards–in recent history-- for being the most liveable city. Standard of Life is great for the city dwellers but shit for the aboriginals..and this needs to be addressed..
I wont knock anyone for wanting an easy life, but the attitude of ignorance towards the original inhabitants is widespread and shocking..This is why the life expectancy differs so disproportionally..

A report by the British Big Cats Society claims that stealthy predators like the
puma,,,>>
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lynx>>
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and black panther,>>
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are roaming the countryside, surviving virtually unnoticed by humanity.. For the period July 2004-June 2005, there were a recorded 2123 sightings of ‘big cats’ in Britain. Though many of those sightings can be discounted as nonsense, there remains a sizeable amount of evidence pointing to the existence of large wild feline species....Sceptics have denounced he figures as flamboyant but did admit that it was very possible that exotic cats could be living feral amongst the British isles, staying stealthily hidden, well fed but unfortunately lacking mates...not mates as in friends though that would undoubtedly affect their souls, I mean they are lacking sexual mates..but who knows eh? If they are out there in the wilderness picking of small prey as easily as we buy our meat from a take away, then I hope people leave them the fuck alone..I have always held a fascination with the cat family...they are invariably wise creatures with amazing predatory+ defensive skills...

The British propaganda machine has awoken from its slumber by releasing statements regarding Iran’s possible nuclear timetable..The ‘experts’(the same experts perhaps who told us that Saddam Hussein was building weapons of mass destruction???)suggest that Ahminejad and his slaves could possess the technology to build a nuclear bomb ‘within a year’..The Russian efforts to broker a deal between themselves, the IAEA and Iran have failed..So it now looks like only matter of weeks before the UN security council must decide what they are going to do about the IAEA report of concerns surrounding iran’s nuclear ambitions..Economic sanctions would be the most likely outcome but I don’t think the Chinese will be too happy about that(due to business arrangements with Iran), and with a permanent seat on the security council they could veto any sanctions...But maybe he US don’t care about the Chinese veto..maybe they are planning on taking matters–once more–into their own blood stained hands...
The time has now come for the security council to act...It should emphasize that Iran will face consequences if it does not meet its obligations” said Greg ’Shit-stirrer’ Shultz( US ambassador to the IAEA). It is the Bush administration who are the strongest in favour of swift and decisive action against Iran and they appear confident that despite their recent abysmal WAR record, military attacks on Iran might be for the best..I don’t understand how they could come to that conclusion, especially when they’re hypocritically selling nuclear technology to India in a deal which allows 8 uranium power plants to be completely invisible to IAEA inspections..their logic is fucked up..Does Miss Rice and Mr Bush think that the world cant see what they are doing???
Well they can see, and the masses are starting to stir into ACTION...
Condi Rice was here in Melbourne yesterday...There were protestors crowding the city, and my tram took an extra 35 minutes to get me home..for once a delay that didn’t bother me...
(The International Atomic Energy Agency,IAEA,seeks to promote the peaceful use of nuclear energy and to inhibit its use for military purposes.)

In response to the threatening words coming out of the White House, The deputy head of Iran’s national security council, Javad Vaeidi, said this,
“let the ball role” repeating the phrase aimed at Iran recently by the US ambassador to the UN, John Bolton..Mr Vaeidi went on to say–with a sombre melancholic tone--
“The United States may have the power to cause harm and pain. But it is also susceptible to harm and pain”....


How many species are there on Mother Earth????Ask an Inuit who has never ventured out of his igloo, and he might understandably guess “a hundred”..whereas a biologist could reply–with considerably more confidence--- “10 million”, but ask President Bush that same question and he will mumble through that award winning smile..: “too many”..Despite the human plague covering most areas of the KNOWN world, there are surely many more life-forms than we have discovered/killed(around 1.7 million) so far during our brief but callous occupation of the planet.
"In southern Africa, there are between 3,000 and 4,000 described spiders. I would estimate this is less than 50 percent of what there is in the region....In Johannesburg, you could easily find a new species in your backyard, if you knew what to look for” said spider expert john Leroy.

In this world of globalization and materialism, humanity has lost much of its interest in the plant/animal species...Rather than fellow inhabitants of Earth, they are seen as commodities to be exploited...For example, there are more poachers in Africa than security men protecting the wildlife which is been threatened...$$$ are more important than Understanding more about the natural side of Life which connects us all..Me to you, and you to the cats, the cats to the mice, the mice to the fleas, the fleas to the birds, the birds to the fish, the fish to the plankton...a common thread of existence....
Worryingly most Nature experts accept that human pollution is increasing the rate of extinction beyond its natural level...
People been fucking up the world for years..I’d rather kill a man than a bear, but the truth is not many folk feel that way..” said my cousin Victor Valdez..wise words as ever from that militant minded dopefiend Nature sympathizer....

The Case against Zacharias MASSOUAI, the convicted Sep 11th terrorist, which it was hoped would yield the death penalty, has been shut down because a US government attorney was found to have ‘coached’ key witnesses...

A deserter from the US army has been arrested at a Canadian border crossing 35 years after committing his ‘crime’of running away from involvement in the Vietnam war..Im not sure why the US government feels the need for adding more bodies to their overflowing prisons unless its for commercial reasons???How many American prisons are non-government run? Maybe that would explain the recent crackdown on OAP ‘deserters’??

A prisoner was released from a American jail last week, on compassionate grounds, in order to donate a kidney to his seriously ill son...However Mr Perkins, who is facing the possibility of 25 years in jail, decided against ‘being and good dad’ and chose instead ‘run like hell’ and run he did..far away from his ‘minders’ reach , deep into Mexican bandit country.....

Memos leaked to the press-- by British Government officials --offer the most honest view yet seen of the TRUE government impression of the Yankees..In these sensitive documents, .the highest ranking British general on duty in the Iraq region, General Albert Whitley, outlined these startling ‘American Errors’, which the good General considered integral reasons for the current state of chaos which fills every story about modern day Iraq....::
1.A lack of interest by the US commander, Tommy Franks,, in the post-invasion phase.
2. The presence in the capital of US third Infantry Division, which took a heavy-handed approach.
3.Squandering the initial sympathy of Iraqis

(amongst others).
Mr Blair’s envoy to Iraq, John Sawers, said this about the US war machine in Iraq,
“No leadership, no strategy, no co-ordination, no structure and inaccessible to ordinary Iraqis”...

Marine creature of the week: The majestic parrot fish>>>>
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Wild cats and parrotfishes all sounds good to me. I was face to face with a female lion once terror and amazement all at the same time, it chilled me to the bone.

As for next week's creature I think you should take the queen angel fish into consideration or maybe cleaner shrimps.
“People been fucking up the world for years..I’d rather kill a man than a bear, but the truth is not many folk feel that way..”
great quote
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we suposingly have a black panther in the woodlands where i live, been spotted and attacked livestock/dogs mad as toast, ive nvr seen it though. mind you if i had id prollybe beef strips.
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You better keep your sword close by
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no need for the sword...gotta reason with the beast..let him know about the beast within..Good Luck Tom..
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we should go lampin for panthers, would be awsome to catch one. wouldnt keep it though, just for a miss
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