Introducing Weedguru Gooster

Post by **weedguru_animal** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 11:19 am

Finally our search is complete. The fat lad has sung. The ferret has been caught, and the nazis continue to be stomped like ants.
It has been a diffucult mission, and the path has been plagued by adversity, comedy and unusual sex acts, but now, yes, finally we can introduce the man they say was born from an unlikely union between the Goddess Sensimilla and the King of skunk...

Weedguru Gooster

as the prophecy foretold, the young gooster grew into argubly the world's finest florist of the THC floral family...rumours are rife that he has the ability to 'persuade' any plant that grows in mother earth, to start producing THC in large quanitities, whatver the plant type...
2 travellors were rescued from the vast rainforest of the amazon after been attacked by a venus fly trap. their rescuers noted on how 'happy' and 'stoned' the travellors had been, and after the accused plant had been tested, it was indeed found to be producing THC.
this story may seem ireelevant, but Weedguru Gooster, was staying in his tent(made of hemp of course), only yards away from this vicious but kind in way,teeth filled plant bed.....

Anyway, feel free to seek our new floral expert for help with your growing issues, cos if anyone can help you, it is this plant/man....

im very happy to have you on board, goo and I look forward, to us working side by side to take weedguru into the coming centuries....

AnimAL

Weedguru_Dusk · Post by **Weedguru_Dusk** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 11:41 am

welcome gooster

Dr. Greenthumb · Post by **Dr. Greenthumb** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 4:53 pm

good to have you on...hope to get to know you a bit more and thanks for taking the grower mod position

mac dre · Post by **mac dre** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 5:14 pm

lol who the fuck is gooster? and animal that was the stupidest story ive ever wasted my time reading.. refrain from the queerness thanks

weedguru_asmodeus · Post by **weedguru_asmodeus** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 6:08 pm

Gooster is a highly respected poster here, now a mod. Chosen because of his growing knowledge, posting attitude, and intelligence - of which the latter is many times greater than that of some people posting round here. Naming no names of course mac dre.

chiggy chong · Post by **chiggy chong** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 8:45 pm

have a good one geeze

weedguru_animals queen · Mon Jan 16, 2006 11:56 pm

hey Gooster!! welcome!!!!

have a good one!!!
xxxx
Queen

mac dre · Post by **mac dre** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 12:38 am

weedguru_asmodeus wrote:Gooster is a highly respected poster here, now a mod. Chosen because of his growing knowledge, posting attitude, and intelligence - of which the latter is many times greater than that of some people posting round here. Naming no names of course mac dre.

oh now now asmodeus your hurting my feelings, please stop

Caro · Post by **Caro** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 3:30 am

I'm just surprised I never noticed Gooster before. The growing section does need an informed mod. Good luck ~

Zen · Post by **Zen** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:22 pm

Yeah Gooster, congrats! You deffinitely seem well qualified hehe. I'll have to talk to you on msn sometime.

Peace~

Juicy J · Post by **Juicy J** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 2:40 am

But I still never heard or seen a Gooster....

Zen · Post by **Zen** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 7:17 am

You should perhaps open your eyes and clean out your ears then. Do you need a Q-Tip Juicy? Perhaps some Visine?

Peace~

Juicy J · Post by **Juicy J** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 8:06 pm

Dont come around too much any more...

Zen · Post by **Zen** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 11:03 pm

It's the smell isn't it.... Not all of us shower on a regular basis like YOU Juicy, sorry we don't fit in to your pampered nostril paradise!!!!!

Hope to see you around more often though now that you're posting again ^_^

Peace~

Post by **Weedguru_RyaNayR** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 11:35 pm

he's saying he doesnt come around here too much anymore...

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