One of these things is not like the other...

[Midnight Toker]

Which of these words doesn't belong; Meat, Wife or Blowjob?

Blowjob, cuz you can beat your meat, you can beat your wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.

[auto]

I've spent at least half an hour trying to come up with a witty comment. Thats just a good joke though ridiculously sexist...

[ehill]

Sexist jokes can be fun though

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

Nothin. You already told the bitch twice.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?

Toss the bitch a shovel.

Terrible, i know....