any one know any good jokes ?

[smokey_mc_weed]

here are a couple that come to mind.

1. A stoner stumbles out of a party, and starts to walk home.
One the way he bumps into a guy who is all bloody and mangled.

The guy limps up to the stoner and says "Call me an ambulance!"

The stoner looks at him for a second, smiles and says, "You're an ambulance!"

2.Dick Cheney walks into the Oval Office and sees The President whooping and hollering.

"What's the matter, Mr. President?" The Vice President inquired.

"Nothing at all, boss. I just done finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time!" The President beamed.

"How long did it take you?"

"Well, the box said '3 to 5 Years' but I did it in a month!"

3.Five presidents are on a plane: George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Thomas Jefferson, George W. Bush, and Bill Clinton. George Washington says, "I will make someone happy!" and throws a dollar bill off the plane.
Then Abraham Lincoln says, "I will make five people happy!" and throws 5 one dollar bills off the plane.

Then Thomas Jefferson says, "I will make 500 people happy!" and throws 500 one dollar bills off the plane.

Then George W. Bush says, "I will make the whole world happy!" and throws Bill Clinton off the plane.

[Midnight Toker]

There's a whole forum of them.

viewforum.php?f=25&sid=06b48c7837500e718b1dc9a9ff412900

And yes, i know loads of good jokes, but i'm almost certain to be banned if i post them.

[Weedguru_Fire_Inside]

Then George W. Bush says, "I will make the whole world happy!" and throws Bill Clinton off the plane.

I believe that should be vice versa.

[tweedle]

I was thinking the exact same thing when I read it

[auto]

I was thinking the exact same thing when I read it

likewise

[GAZ]

Ditto