Weeguru Funk Doc has balls of steel

Midnight Toker · Post by **Midnight Toker** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 10:28 pm

Ok, so i was just talking to funk, and he's in an internet bar, he's got this joint rolled up, he show me on webcam, and the following conversation goes like this;

tickman | Damage ik ga u dissen, gewoon omdak er zin in heb says:
man i wanna light this shit
Mark says:
do it
Stickman | Damage ik ga u dissen, gewoon omdak er zin in heb says:
cant
Mark says:
see how long it takes them to notice
Stickman | Damage ik ga u dissen, gewoon omdak er zin in heb says:
fucking police station is 200 yards down the road
Mark says:
thats ok, say it wasnt you
Stickman | Damage ik ga u dissen, gewoon omdak er zin in heb says:
lol
Mark says:
blame it on some random guy sitting in the corner
Stickman | Damage ik ga u dissen, gewoon omdak er zin in heb says:
im not risking it
Mark says:
pussy
Stickman | Damage ik ga u dissen, gewoon omdak er zin in heb says:
probation and shit
Mark says:
do it
Stickman | Damage ik ga u dissen, gewoon omdak er zin in heb says:
oh its on now

And the fucker did it! He sparked up his joint rightin the middle of a fucking bar! He thought he deserved a credit on weedguru for his bravery, i agreed, so here it is.

Insane · Post by **Insane** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 10:29 pm

did anything bad happen to him

Funk Doctor · Post by **Funk Doctor** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 10:32 pm

Im getting raped by a 300 pound negro named Bubba as we speak.

Lol.

Midnight Toker · Post by **Midnight Toker** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 10:33 pm

Weedguru Funk Doctor wrote:Im getting raped by a 300 pound negro named Bubba as we speak.

Lol.

It's true, i have it all on camera. I'll be selling the video on ebay for £15 a pop.

Funk Doctor · Post by **Funk Doctor** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 10:36 pm

sparked it up again, boo yaa

Insane · Post by **Insane** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 11:05 pm

i dont think anyone will buy a video of ur friend being raped by a 300 pound black person

Midnight Toker · Post by **Midnight Toker** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 11:10 pm

Insane wrote:i dont think anyone will buy a video of ur friend being raped by a 300 pound black person

And i didnt think anyone would take me seriously

FIRE!!! · Post by **FIRE!!!** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 11:11 pm

Midnight this is all a lie wrote:
Insane wrote:i dont think anyone will buy a video of ur friend being raped by a 300 pound black person
And i didnt think anyone would take me seriously

And I didn't think giraffes were made of gingerbread and pixie dust

Insane · Post by **Insane** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 11:17 pm

i ment to put some sarcasm in ther somewhere but i just stopped cuz i couldnt find the right smileys and stuff

Midnight Toker · Post by **Midnight Toker** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 11:18 pm

Insane wrote:i ment to put some sarcasm in ther somewhere but i just stopped cuz i couldnt find the right smileys and stuff

One of these days, remind me to sit you down and explain the concept of sarcasm. Smileys or no smileys, that was not sarcasm.

Insane · Post by **Insane** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 11:20 pm

i no by reading it now it wasnt but w/e i dono what i was thinking i went to sleep last night at 3am and i woke up at 6am. somthings wrong with me o well.

Scratch · Post by **Scratch** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 11:20 pm

you're insane

FIRE!!! · Post by **FIRE!!!** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 11:21 pm

So am I

Scratch · Post by **Scratch** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 11:23 pm

sanity is overrated right?

Insane · Post by **Insane** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 11:39 pm

ya fuck sanity hes an asshole anyways

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