Most people have to attend at least one. Im usually really good with them, makin polite chat with relatives that you never knew you had. Unfortunately last night wasnt one of those times.
Most of you know that im Welsh so it aint a coincidence that this party was in Wales. It was held for my Gran's 80th and their diamond wedding aniversary aswel. Had a nice posh meal at some hotel and then went for drinks at my uncle's house afterwards.
Couple of my cousins husbands ploughed me with drink and before i knew it i was a mess! At bout half ten i thought it would be a good idea to do a party trick. I went to the bathroom and got a large cardboard bog roll. I covered it in cotton wall and went back to the party. I then asked for quiet placed the model against my groin and started thrustin shoutin 'NOW I AM FULLY WELSH'. The room went silent and thats all i remember, but not one person would talk to me this mornin and i dont think i'l have to worry bout goin to anymore family parties!
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Thats what uni's about!!! Eating some beef and finding its not quite to your taste!!!
We had a family reunion about 2 years ago. The thing about my family, is that everyone hates my Uncle for many reasons i dont feel like going into detail. So you could feel the tension in the room, and my grandma (r.i.p) called him out and said as far as she is concerned he wasnt a member of our family so he got upset and tossed one of the tables with food on it over. I swear about 10 guys tackled his ass and literally carried him out of the building and threw his ass out. He was fussing and cussing the whole way out.
Get Funky Wit Yo Bad Self
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I hate family parties. They are all non-alcohol All I do is sit around and get pinched on a cheek by an old relative and they'd say My,my how you've grown, I used to change your diapers, seems llike yesterday. My how time flies.
gotta say family reunions suck except those with my immediate family which often have a few drinks involved. Getting drunk with your aunt and grandma around is no fun and being sober is prefered here.
Haha, that's fucking classic dude, sound like something i'd do. That the problem with family parties, unlimited booze and a lack of will power are a bad combination.
For once i will let you caine me for bein a potential sheep shagger!
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Thats what uni's about!!! Eating some beef and finding its not quite to your taste!!!
Ah we had a family reunion a few years back. I wonder if people honestly believe you're going to remember them when the last you saw them was at your communion.
We kept harassing my step-cousin saying that he'd be the one to hook up with someone at a family reunion.
Lucky me we don't have them all that often, and I'm 1,000 miles away from my family anyway.
"having a conversation with you is like walking through a Salvador Dali painting"
[i] ...and your eyes look like they've seen too much its always some excuse too tired, too obtuse you look so far removed, this time I fear im losing you [/i]
I hate my family reunions too. The last one I went to was during my parents' 25th anniversary party about 5 years ago.
I ended up getting pretty drunk with my dad, brother, and sister. But my mom thinks liquor and drugs are the devil's work...and she's not even religious!
I had a decent time that night, but I wouldn't go to another one.
I prefer making an ass out of myself around people I barely know...because chances are, I won't ever see them again.
I love my family get togethers its like the Platt Bridge Mafia meeting together. See my family is kool in the fact they would do anything for ya but if ya cross em you will live to regret it. Anyhow I always get my drinks bought for me and usually come away with more cash than I go to em with (they usually at bars, clubs, pubs n shiz so ya guess what that goes towards dont ya
And my god you must have been feeling suicidal to do that sheep shag mockup. As I said if I insulted family heritage i'd definitely get my ass beat down let alone not talk to me. I mean my parents dont talk to me just for making a decision about my own life let alone insulting them.
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Reap your life like you want to recognise all you have come to!
When I stamp it on your forehead
So you will never forget that you're a reject,
And you're no one little impotent one!
