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coolest friday/faMILY

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i have 5 cousins, 2 guys, 3 girls; Lee 17, Tiffany 15, Brittany 15, Jordy 13, and Crystal, 18. All but Jordy Drink, Tiffany and Brittany smoke cigs, and we all smoke weed except crystal. Lee and tiffany got me started, and i got jordy started. such a cool family huh?

oh, and something sick happened. no one flame me for this:

i just moved here and i hadnt seen brittny for years and didnt know she went to my school. so one day i was with my friends looking at chicks, and i aw her and thought, "shes pretty hot". so one night im staying at my aunts (her moms) and her mom came to pick me up, and brittny was with her, and im like, how do you know my aunt? and shes like its me, brittny, and im like AHHH! SON OF A BITCH >_<.

actually this happened last friday. it all turned out good though, since me, jordy and her snuck out in the middle of the night and smoked and i got jordy to try weed for the first time. (obviously he loved it)

oh, and earlier that day, right before i came to the football game (im in band) i came home and decided to get high of three lungs of hydro cherry, and drank half a bottle of whiskey (70 proof), so i show up to the game with a plate of pizza rolls 10 minutes before it was time to go to the field, and walk up to my friend marian, and im like "look into my eyes" which were like the chiks off the grudge. so shes like oh my god and a=took me into another room and showed me to her stoner friend and bf, who were trying to teach me to talk, walk, and march straight, while marian and a few other band members sought out clear eyes. it was kinda funny, as the entire band sticks together and tried so hard to keep me away from the teacher and getting caught. so i finally make it to the end of the show, but im still blazed. so im talking to her and her 22 year old bf, and said"so what are you doing this weekend." she replied "this labor day im getting fucked up!" so i then said "well how about i come and get fucked up with yall?" the only problem is when your drunk things seem to come out different and i really said "so how bout we get fucked and fuck and stuff?" so there her boyfriend was, about to fuckin kill me, but luckily she saved me and told him that if he touches me he aint getting any for a month. i still paid for it though; thuesday at school al the kids and band members kicked my ass for giving them shit. that pretty mchesums up my night. after that i went to my aunts, like i said above. cool huh? :roll:
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Sorry dude, don't mean to be a dickhead, but seriously, how was that the coolest Friday? You drunk a mediocre amount of alcohol then asked to fuck your cousin, and this to you spells good times?
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and you got beat up? Fun Times all right! :roll:
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Thats a turd in the mouth compared to my good Fridays..
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actually i was kinda being sarcastic. though the end was pretty fun. and i didnt know it was my couisin :evil:
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imscaredofgrass wrote:actually i was kinda being sarcastic. though the end was pretty fun. and i didnt know it was my couisin :evil:
to be fair man, i didn't see the rolling eyes smiley at the end. My bad dude, it annoys me when people don't understand sarcasm, i should know better. I'll let you off, even if you do wanna fuck your cousin :lol:
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AHHHHH! I didnt know it was my cousin! >_< XP Image
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Havent you seen her before?
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imscaredofgrass wrote:AHHHHH! I didnt know it was my cousin! >_< XP Image
I know dude, i know, it was a joke :roll:
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Post by imscaredofgrass »

i did see her b4, but that was when we were like 8. plus i didnt know she went to my school.
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Lucky for her u dont live in the southern states :o
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Post by WidespreadDead »

haha im pretty sure this incesterous thread should be locked soon...
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Post by Arik ^ »

There is nothing wrong with this thread, just rather odd.

Bad luck for the whole thinking your cousin is hot ordeal and did she know she was your cousin when you were staring at her?

I had a girlfriend who was in band, she would tell me some stories like yours, except the insest part. I remember her telling me

Today at the basketball game chris came drunk, The drummers all smelt like cigarets and My friend kate and I came after drinking a bunch of coffee. So the whole band was fucked up and no body new at all.
(Thats like 5 out of 40 and none of them were fucked up at all... except maybe chris but how would I know, I wasnt there, probably not though.)

Then I said, "do you know what a bong is?"

Her: No.

Me: Exactly.

Hurray for dating sheltered girls, she kept me out of trouble.
I think I'm drunk enough to drive you home now.
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Then I said, "do you know what a bong is?"

Her: No.
thats almost as bad as this scenario:
my gilfriend (Alyssa):Yeah, my boyfriend smokes weed.

Her friend: My ex used to soke weed. i dumped him for it. you should do the same.

Alyssa: No!

Her friend: Ive always wanted to try it.
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Post by BUDA »

Im just confused wtf is this all about.....
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