Wood Eye??

[Weedguru_Fire_Inside]

There's this teenager, who's had a wooden eye since he was involved in an accident when he was a toddler, and because of this little flaw, he has never been able to pick up a "girlfriend" as such.

So one day, this dude goes to his school dance in order to try and find a girl he can be with.

So when he gets there, he gets a drink and sits down to check out the potential. He figures out which girls he would like to go for and sets out on his mission.

Before he can even talk to any of these girls, they reject him with hurtful insults and he starts walking out, thinking that he has no chance with anyone.

But as he's walking towards the exit, he sees this hunch-backed girl sitting alone in the corner and he thinks to himself "well, this girl is better than no girl, i guess."

So he strolls over to this hideous looking girl and mutters "would you like to dance??" The girl replies by saying "would i??". The boy starts shouting HUNCHBACK, HUNCHBACK, HUNCHBACK, and runs out.

My friend told me that one the other day when we were gettin wrecked on the park. I was close to pissing my pants.

[Shwoot]

Hahaha nice, I had to read the last part a few times to get it but it's funny.