Me on Salvia

Shwoot · Post by **Shwoot** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 11:03 pm

This happened about an hour ago.

My buddy packs a big bowl and tells me to smoke it all. I take one big hit, which was most of the bowl. He tells me to smoke the rest of it, but I exhale, then I just kinda freeze.

Then there's this period from which I remember nothing. A friend was there with one of those digital cameras that take clip movies, and I laid down, put the pipe down, then kinda spazzed out for a while, trying to talk but just making funny noises.

This is the fucked up part that I thought I understood when other people told me, but it's more fucked than I thought.

OK you've heard the theories of time being the fourth dimension, which we move through? Now, picture that dimension as a line, and our 1,2,and 3rd dimensions move together through it. Imagine that the time line is divided into different points (as you know, a line contains an infinite amount of points). At each point on the line (which there is infinity of), there was a parallel universe. I was moving through each one. As I did so, it seemed like time kept restarting every time I came to a new universe.

I was just wondering to myself, how long have I been doing this? How long have I been living, just cycling through all these universes, without being aware? Then I see that my friends are laughing at me. They were laughing cuz I was so fucked up, but I thought that they knew what was happening to me, and they were in on it too. It was their job to keep me there, like some weird fucking conspiracy.

Then I started freaking out. I tried to ask them why there were doing it, but they just kept laughing. I later realized it was because I was speaking in weird noises, though I thought it was plain english. I started sweating. All I could see was all the universes, one would overlap another, then another on top of that...

I finally regained some control, enough to get up and sit on the bench. Then I just took some deep breaths, but I was afraid that my friends would do such a thing to me. I asked them why they were making time restart like that, but they kept on laughing, so I started to get scared again. I walked a few steps away from them, and started to sweat a bit, but I just ignored them and I was ok.

WILL NOT DO IT AGAIN.

Rating: 6/10
Better than: fuck I don't know, Tylenol?
Not as good as: Weed

You know how you say something to a little kid, then he say "why?" so you tell him, and again he asks "why?" and he just keeps asking it? Well that's how I felt about 10 minutes after I smoked. I wondered what I would do when I got home, but I wondered "Why? What's the point?" It was weird.

FIRE!!! · Post by **FIRE!!!** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 11:09 pm

Weird because I felt like that but not the way you described it. When I smoked it I kind of had a feeling that the universe constantly overlapped itself at an unmeasurable speed to create the flow of time. And yeah I kinda had a weird depressed "What's the point" mindfuck after I came down, but that'll go away eventually. Always fun to read a salvia report

Shwoot · Post by **Shwoot** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 11:10 pm

CelticOne wrote:Weird because I felt like that but not the way you described it. When I smoked it I kind of had a feeling that the universe constantly overlapped itself at an unmeasurable speed to create the flow of time. And yeah I kinda had a weird depressed "What's the point" mindfuck after I came down, but that'll go away eventually. Always fun to read a salvia report

Yeah dude that's a good way of putting it. It's like instead of actually progressing in time, I just went to another universe that was a little bit ahead.

I know 2 other guys that had the exact same trip too.

FIRE!!! · Post by **FIRE!!!** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 11:13 pm

Shwoot wrote:
CelticOne wrote:Weird because I felt like that but not the way you described it. When I smoked it I kind of had a feeling that the universe constantly overlapped itself at an unmeasurable speed to create the flow of time. And yeah I kinda had a weird depressed "What's the point" mindfuck after I came down, but that'll go away eventually. Always fun to read a salvia report
Yeah dude that's a good way of putting it. It's like instead of actually progressing in time, I just went to another universe that was a little bit ahead.

I know 2 other guys that had the exact same trip too.

Weird shit just reading your post gave me chills down my spine remembering that feeling. Wow now I don't really wanna do Salvia again, I don't really wanna cheat on reality anymore than I already have, there are answers out there you don't want to know, trust me

Scratch · Post by **Scratch** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 11:25 pm

I wanted to do salvia, but this sounds horrible. Like eating poison or something. Makes me think about drugs all together...

Shwoot · Post by **Shwoot** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 11:26 pm

Fuck I know man, it creeped me out. You say cheat on our reality? I wonder, are we cheating it when we're fucked on salvia, or when we're sober? Afterwards I felt like never taking any drug to fuck up the chemical balance in my brain cuz of shit like that. I was planning to take 4 grams of mushrooms soon, but now I think I'll take it down to 2.

hashpipe · Post by **hashpipe** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 10:35 am

ugg i'm never gonna do salvia again too, did it 7 times, last time sucked, same shit that happened to you, only the dimensions started flowing into one, at the point i saw myself moving into a metal sheet, and being ripped in thousands of pieces, which were all revolving around eachother before going back to reality. scared the crap out of me

WidespreadDead · Post by **WidespreadDead** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 4:30 pm

im suprised you gave it such a low rating. did you find it just too intense? ive heard the tried to talk but only jibberish comes out from other people too

tweedle · Post by **tweedle** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 4:38 pm

do you have to hit it through an bong cause i rolled it to a joint and fuck all happened

Shwoot · Post by **Shwoot** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 5:30 pm

I smoked it out of a pipe and got fucked.

Yeah it was too intense! I was thought they were trapping me between universes or something. It's like the universes fall on top of eachother, like a flip book.

WidespreadDead · Post by **WidespreadDead** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 6:24 pm

haha like the mario party mini game where the book pages fall down on you and you have to find the hole or get crushed. sorry i love mario party haha

Shwoot · Post by **Shwoot** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 6:25 pm

I know what game you're talking about, that's my favorite one. We just play that one over and over.

FIRE!!! · Post by **FIRE!!!** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 11:18 pm

WidespreadDead wrote:im suprised you gave it such a low rating. did you find it just too intense? ive heard the tried to talk but only jibberish comes out from other people too

That happened to me. I tried to explain my trip to my boys and lets just say it didn't come out the way it was supposed to.

Funk Doctor · Post by **Funk Doctor** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 1:07 am

I smoked some salvia and din't feel anything, just a bit of a buzz like with a normal joint.

Dr. Greenthumb · Post by **Dr. Greenthumb** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 5:06 am

salvia can be intense or have little effect. to me its an unexplainable experience. ive ordered it online a couple times but havent done it in a while

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