Close calls?? just had one.......phew!

theHit · Post by **theHit** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 5:43 am

ok so i keep my stash in a stainless steel coffee mug...which i got for winning a baseball championship a few years ago. i dont drink coffee so its kept in a blue velvet drawstring bag......and it sits with my other trophies on a bookshelf in my room..

so im sittin in my room chillin just now and my mom walks by my room. she says goodnite, but instead of leaving she starts talkin about somethin or other, and eventually makes her way into my room to the bookshelf. shes staring and commenting on the junk and then asks whats in the blue bag.....SO i quickly grab it before she can and hold it behind me.....im like "nothinnnnn.....why?" and shes like "ah u must be hiding something since u snatched it away like that!".......so i just started laughin and im like nah nah its just an empty coffee mug!

eventually she left, but now i need a new spot just in case she checks it when im out sometime...even though she prolly wont.....

but damn that was a close call!

lol so anyone got any similar stories? lets hear em!

Mind Terrorist · Post by **Mind Terrorist** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 9:17 am

same shit happened to me, only i had 3oz of bud in a see-through bag. yeah, i was fucked.

weedguru tom · Post by **weedguru tom** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 9:20 am

ive had close calls, with joints in my hand and walkin` into the wrong room and a parent bein` there and says 'wtf is that?' 'let me see' im like no haha quick time n mizz out the house haha. no evidence no crime.

Post by **Weedguru Higher** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 10:22 am

The closest call I had was when I got pulled over by the cops once for a traffic violation. I had just come from a friends house and had shoved an ounce in the glove compartment. Cop asked for licence and registration...well the registration was in the glove compartment alongside the weed. I have no idea how but I managed to open it slip my hand in and get it without him seeing the bag. God he musta been half asleep he looked right at the bag. They always watch ya when you stick your hand in their, scared you might pull out a gun or something. My nickname was houdini for awhile after that one.

Atown_veteraN · Post by **Atown_veteraN** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 11:46 am

my moms always findin my shit layin around the house like a small baggie or a roach in a ziplock cause i get too high to put it somewhere safe or forgot i put it somewhere. she usualy just throws it away and doesnt say shit lol. it sucks but better than her trippin bout it.

Shwoot · Post by **Shwoot** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 1:55 pm

K this happened to one of my friends. Three of them were at school smoking in the woods (one of them had graduated) and they were finishing and returning to the school. The principal is waiting right there for them, he says "So boys what were you doing in the woods?" They made up some bullshit answer about smoking a cigarette in the woods because they didn't want to smoke around the other dirty smokers. He doesn't buy it, tells the graduate guy to leave the property and takes the other two into his office. He asks where the cigarettes are, so they tell him the other guy had them. Then he asks them to empty their pockets. One of them has a little tin with a pipe in it, and his wallet in his back pocket. He pulls out just the wallet and then the shit in his other pockets.
This is what amazes me. The other guy had 4 gram baggies of weed in his front right pocket. He some how grabe the inside of his pocket, as to pull it inside out, but he shoves the weed down, so that he can just pull the pocket out and fold it over the weed without it being seen. The principal then tells them how they're "dodged a bullet."

BUDA · Post by **BUDA** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 2:34 pm

Ive had a few.

Geting searched on the way into a Club in town with my stash in my wallet. I wouldn't let them open the pocket ahaha, so i got kicked out.

Always getting caught with joints behind my ear and shit. One time my nanna came round id been blazing with my mate. Had a blunt behind my ear and forgotten about it..lol

my mums found my stash loadz of times. She just tend to throw it away

Post by **cutthecashflow** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 3:01 pm

If my mom finds my stash she leaves it alone or tells me to find a better hiding place.

theHit · Post by **theHit** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 11:08 pm

Weedguru Higher wrote:The closest call I had was when I got pulled over by the cops once for a traffic violation. I had just come from a friends house and had shoved an ounce in the glove compartment. Cop asked for licence and registration...well the registration was in the glove compartment alongside the weed. I have no idea how but I managed to open it slip my hand in and get it without him seeing the bag. God he musta been half asleep he looked right at the bag. They always watch ya when you stick your hand in their, scared you might pull out a gun or something. My nickname was houdini for awhile after that one.

wow thats incredibly lucky......

good lesson though lol......never carry weed in the glove compartment!......especially an oz!

WidespreadDead · Post by **WidespreadDead** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 11:14 pm

the other day i had two close calls. we were on our way to summerfest and we were drinking and smokin in the car. we get pulled over for driving "erratically" what we were doing was weaving in and out of cars going 100 mph or so. we got off with a warning and he didnt notice the bottle of JD sitting in the passengers seat. then on the way home the car broke down and we had been smoking in the car again and someone left their piece on the dashboard but he didnt notice

Hugo113 · Post by **Hugo113** » Sat Jul 09, 2005 12:57 am

WidespreadDead wrote:the other day i had two close calls. we were on our way to summerfest and we were drinking and smokin in the car. we get pulled over for driving "erratically" what we were doing was weaving in and out of cars going 100 mph or so. we got off with a warning and he didnt notice the bottle of JD sitting in the passengers seat. then on the way home the car broke down and we had been smoking in the car again and someone left their piece on the dashboard but he didnt notice

Thats pretty funny, you would think a cop would make you take a breathilizer if you were driving like that.

shoe · Post by **shoe** » Sat Jul 09, 2005 2:09 pm

this was my closest call i can remember right now, there was a festival in my town not too long ago, not a big one but there was a lot of people there and i went over to this guys house and he went and got 4 oz of bud and he sold me a quarter bag for 39 bucks and then we smoked a blunt and we went down to the festivities, i had the quater bag in my pocket and im standing around with some people i knew and its dark out and all of the sudden everyone gets quiet and i turn around and like 4 cops walk through and then this jackass kid that was there starts joking about weed saying stuff like "we're not smokin pot officers!" and shit like that and the cops were just walking through and they turn around and start walking back, i was freakin out, but the cops intimidated the guy until he was like "sorry, it was just a joke man" it was a close call

WidespreadDead · Post by **WidespreadDead** » Sat Jul 09, 2005 4:00 pm

Hugo113 wrote:
WidespreadDead wrote:the other day i had two close calls. we were on our way to summerfest and we were drinking and smokin in the car. we get pulled over for driving "erratically" what we were doing was weaving in and out of cars going 100 mph or so. we got off with a warning and he didnt notice the bottle of JD sitting in the passengers seat. then on the way home the car broke down and we had been smoking in the car again and someone left their piece on the dashboard but he didnt notice
Thats pretty funny, you would think a cop would make you take a breathilizer if you were driving like that.

yeah and on the way back it was about 2 when we got pulled over and none of us got busted for curfew mind you no one was over 17 years old in the car

Post by **Weedguru Higher** » Sat Jul 09, 2005 10:59 pm

Another closecall I had was just last year, a bit before I got sent to jail. I was cruising in my car, had an eigth of weed and two caps on me. Had justed put out a spliff. I see cherries behind me so quickly try to stuff the dope down into my hiking boot. The boots were too tight and I only got it partially in, the rest was in my socl. I was being pulled over cause my car matched the descrption to a car involved in another crime they tell me. I'm like stoned as high shitting my pants. They like why you so nervous? I'm like well I dunno what going on. A woman cop frisks me and her hand does right over the baggie in my sock!! She didn't notice a thing!! I got hauled into the station for questioning for four freaking hours!! The wholw time with the dope on me. Man i was tempted to light one in the interogation room!

Sun Jul 10, 2005 12:17 pm

When my mum found my bud the first time, she said "what's this roo?" I said "Bud". Then she proceeded to tell my how much better my weed was than the shit she used to smoke.

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Close calls?? just had one.......phew!

Close calls?? just had one.......phew!

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