piss test

[fort69]

i got a piss test today for a job at k-mart i got one of my firends to pee in a codom for me, i got da non-lubricated ones i i rubbed off all the powder i can. do u think the latex can contanminate da pee?

[WidespreadDead]

i think your fucked

[Satanus0]

get "Visine: Redness Relief" from the walmart ur gonna work at then sneak that shit in there and drop like 10 to be safe. its works for me! i just had a piss test a few weeks ago and if i failed i wouldnt be posting thing right now...its better than a condom...it doesnt feel right putting a condom on when someones dick was already in it

[BGDetroit]

Maximum Gold Detox works wonders.

[fort69]

no i already did da test, lol no1's dick was in da condom lol. i told my friend to pee in da condom den he tied it up. it was a imcc medical facility u go in to da bathroom n do it. i jus ripped da condom and poured the pee in da cup dey gave me. i put it between my legs so it would be at da right temperature. i didnt no if da latex condom will contaminate the pee.

[WidespreadDead]

you spell the T-H-E not D-A

[Satanus0]

thats kinda cruel dissing on the way he talks but it doesnt matter....i woulda just went with the visine thing cause u dont have to keep visine warm...and if u like that method get those non-latex condoms if ur worried about a contamination...the reason i dont like that method cause usually theres someone in the bathroom with me when im pissing so they always be listening for something suspisious

[Weedguru Higher]

Condom trick ain't thar hard so long as nobody is warching you. You just prick it with a needle, and let it trickle out, squezzing it if you need to get more pressure, you know so you get the right sound. Then flush it down the toilet or leave it on you, but make sure it ain't gonna make a wet pee stain on your crotch area!

[Satanus0]

dunno why but for some reason i really dont like the idea of the condom trick