How long could you function with urine taped to your body?
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How long could you function with urine taped to your body?
I know, I know. There have been a million topics on drug testing. We really need a drug testing forum. But then no one would ever look at it coz it's a boring topic. Until it happens to you.
Some stupid asshole said "huh huh huh, did you guys smoke that joint last night" right as the owner of our resort walked by. Damnit. So we heard, from our friend in the office, drug testing kits have been ordered. 70% of the staff has smoked since we been here, some of us every day. Most people who don't smoke as heavy as I do are just planning to say they did it before they got here, but I think that still looks bad since we all told our boss we are drug free during the interview.
I'm going to strap a condom filled with clean pee to my leg for the duration of every shift I work until they test me. God I hope they do it right away. What if they wait like a month to pop a random test on me? Gah. Can you imagine? How unpleasant. I could slap the dumbass who ruined it for us.
How many days do you think you could exist under the harsh and disgusting routine of wearing someone else's urine on your bare flesh for extended periods of time?
Some stupid asshole said "huh huh huh, did you guys smoke that joint last night" right as the owner of our resort walked by. Damnit. So we heard, from our friend in the office, drug testing kits have been ordered. 70% of the staff has smoked since we been here, some of us every day. Most people who don't smoke as heavy as I do are just planning to say they did it before they got here, but I think that still looks bad since we all told our boss we are drug free during the interview.
I'm going to strap a condom filled with clean pee to my leg for the duration of every shift I work until they test me. God I hope they do it right away. What if they wait like a month to pop a random test on me? Gah. Can you imagine? How unpleasant. I could slap the dumbass who ruined it for us.
How many days do you think you could exist under the harsh and disgusting routine of wearing someone else's urine on your bare flesh for extended periods of time?
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Re: How long could you function with urine taped to your bod
Only thing you can do is ask that guy to tell you when they get delivered ;/.weedguru caro wrote: So we heard, from our friend in the office, drug testing kits have been ordered.
I trulyhope you'll make it...
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It won't work Caro. When they test the pee it must be at least 90 degrees fareinheight. Unless there is someway that you can keep it at that temperature.
Honestly though is that dude gonna fire 70 percent of his employees and be screwed during the busiest time of the year? I highly doubt it. He will probably test you all and after he sees all of the positive testing he will probably give everyone a month to clean up.
Honestly though is that dude gonna fire 70 percent of his employees and be screwed during the busiest time of the year? I highly doubt it. He will probably test you all and after he sees all of the positive testing he will probably give everyone a month to clean up.
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What i did was once i was in the bathroom i ran hot water over the condom and it heated the urine.cutthecashflow wrote:It won't work Caro. When they test the pee it must be at least 90 degrees fareinheight. Unless there is someway that you can keep it at that temperature.
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I'd last about 3 days i reckon, first one its a novelty and funny, second its challenge but you think you can do it, third your tripped up at work, you fall and piss covers some of the guests infront of you.
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Re: How long could you function with urine taped to your bod
weedguru caro wrote: I'm going to strap a condom filled with clean pee to my leg for the duration of every shift I work until they test me. God I hope they do it right away. What if they wait like a month to pop a random test on me? ?
lol,ouch thats deadly.Why the fuck do these companies CARE so much that u do the dirty,i mean its not smack and everybody does it,so as long as your not under the influence then who gives a shit.i may have missed the point tho. Anywayz i dont think i could survive unless the job meant that much to me.
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If the job meant alot to me, i still wouldn't do it.
I'd never work somewhere that condemns the use of cannabis. And if the boss found out about my usage, i'd tell him that although i am a heavy cannabis user, he'd never notice if he hadn't found out in that way, and the qualities that i have are good enough for this establishment, but if the boss doesn't want me to smoke, then i quit.
I'd never work somewhere that condemns the use of cannabis. And if the boss found out about my usage, i'd tell him that although i am a heavy cannabis user, he'd never notice if he hadn't found out in that way, and the qualities that i have are good enough for this establishment, but if the boss doesn't want me to smoke, then i quit.
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