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Post by Funk Doctor »

Does/did anyone here practice martial arts?

I have a cordao azul in Angola style capoeira, did a couple years of kickboxing, and recently I've taken some Tae Kwon Do and Muay Thai lessons.

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I dont think boxing is martial arts, But i box. And can street fight like a mother fucker.

Got a place up the street that does alot of that. Karate, Tae Kwan Doe, Ju Jistu or w/e, Kickboxing and one or two others.
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You should take some kickboxing lessons too, your boxing experience will help you a great deal, plus, beating a guy down in style is much more amusing than sitting on top of him and punching him in the face :lol:
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Weedguru Funk Doctor wrote:You should take some kickboxing lessons too, your boxing experience will help you a great deal, plus, beating a guy down in style is much more amusing than sitting on top of him and punching him in the face :lol:
Too much money, I get my lesson for free, And the hard way. Got a pair of gloves, Willing to box anybody who comes my way.

No need to sit on top of someone and punch em, Got that one hitter quitter shit bro, One punch, You knocked the fuck out. (Done it a few times in real fights.)
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just aim for the chin sa'll i gotta say :?
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I don't really belive that martial arts can help when "shit hits the fan". I know this kid, used to train karate or something like that for about 8 years and kicked the shit out of him in a couple of seconds...
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Post by Funk Doctor »

Yeah, well, karate is lame, but if you do a roundhouse kick and slam into a guy's temple with your heel, rest assured, he's going down and he won't get up anytime soon.
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could you not kill someboy doing that?
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Yes.
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Post by Weedguru_Fire_Inside »

Who needs martial arts when ya can Ram someone's face into your knee. Hasn't failed me yet.
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I did karate when I was younger, got to brown belt, Won a few competitions. At my first ever competition I beat this girl who was older then me and I thought I reconised her. Turned up to school on the Monday and guess who I saw the girl. She didn’t say anything, must have been too embarrassed.

I would love to pick up karate again but its expensive getting a licence and insurance. Plus I would need a new suit.
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A_Fire_Inside wrote:Who needs martial arts when ya can Ram someone's face into your knee. Hasn't failed me yet.
Knees and 'Bows, Always a knockout.
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A_Fire_Inside wrote:Who needs martial arts when ya can Ram someone's face into your knee. Hasn't failed me yet.
If the other guy has the least bit of fighting skills, getting a clear shot for a knee-to-head is pretty difficult.

This is much easier: get close to him, wait for him to take a swing, divert the attack with one arm, punch him in the face with the other, if you did it right he'll be off guard for a second, which is more than enough to get in a knockout punch or a kick to the head.

Trust me, if you tried to knee me in the face, I'd have you lying on the ground before you could even lift your leg.

Martial arts aren't just for show people :idea:
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Weedguru Funk Doctor wrote:
A_Fire_Inside wrote:Who needs martial arts when ya can Ram someone's face into your knee. Hasn't failed me yet.
If the other guy has the least bit of fighting skills, getting a clear shot for a knee-to-head is pretty difficult.

This is much easier: get close to him, wait for him to take a swing, divert the attack with one arm, punch him in the face with the other, if you did it right he'll be off guard for a second, which is more than enough to get in a knockout punch or a kick to the head.

Trust me, if you tried to knee me in the face, I'd have you lying on the ground before you could even lift your leg.

Martial arts aren't just for show people :idea:
Bro, I faught a dude before that had a high belt in karate and knows tae kwon doe. I wooped the bitch's ass. He tryed to do one of them spin kick things, Wasnt that hard to back up half a foot before i got hit, Grabbed his foot and threw him straight to the ground. Stomped his ass on the spot.

Fuck martial arts.. :P
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Post by 13laze »

well it depends on the other guy's 'will' to hurt you. if he wants to hurt you more and has the tactics to do so than it'll be one interesting show.
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