Stoner luck

pirate · Post by **pirate** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 9:54 am

went to pick up my monthly stock last night (20 grams of junglee hash) absolutely the best you can buy in this country...trade off was regular (in McDonald's of all places, and me and my friend (who's bike we were on) pushed off soon after for home.

we were stopped by the cops SIX times..(cos i was'nt wearing a helmet) was shitting bricks the first couple of times...all they did was give us a lecture on safe riding, checked to see if we had been drinking (we hadnt) and if we had booze in our bags (we didnt) and let us go...no fine, no ticket and completely failed to see two ziplock bags with chunks of hash in them....

almost had an orgasm when i got back home...i was so relieved....

Weedguru Cusmar · Post by **Weedguru Cusmar** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 10:02 am

I was walkin down the street completely minding my own business, when i see two police cars double parked at the side of the road. This is right next to my path but i don't wanna draw attention to the half ounce in ten bags in my pocket, so i keep walking calmly. One of the police came up to me and says that i fit the exact same description of someone seen smashing up a car, and that they have to search me to see if i have anything related to the crime...you know the rest

Also the half ounce was on tick so now im in debt. FUCKIN PIGS

nowhere · Post by **nowhere** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 10:31 am

no way.

fucking pigs. should have said you didnt consent to the search, they'd have needed a warrant to search you Specifically. (i think)

Fri Mar 18, 2005 11:49 am

yeah, but even then, they could've held him there untill a warrants was made, and then still if he tried to get away, think of the other various charges hed could pick up in the meantime. Assault, for example, i know i'd cane the cunts after what happened 2 me yesterday.

tweedle · Post by **tweedle** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 11:50 am

Nope, thats in america and canada, in england they can search you until you their blue int he face and Cusmar why didnt you have it bullsed and didnt they nick you for it?

BUDA · Post by **BUDA** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 2:56 pm

Cusmar wrote:I was walkin down the street completely minding my own business, when i see two police cars double parked at the side of the road. This is right next to my path but i don't wanna draw attention to the half ounce in ten bags in my pocket, so i keep walking calmly. One of the police came up to me and says that i fit the exact same description of someone seen smashing up a car, and that they have to search me to see if i have anything related to the crime...you know the rest Also the half ounce was on tick so now im in debt. FUCKIN PIGS

That shit can make a grown stoner cry

Im assuming they took you to the station for that much Green right? Oh yeah and in indvidual bags fuck, you dealer scum

Yeah so what did happen? Action taken?

weedguru tom · Post by **weedguru tom** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 3:02 pm

they cant search in your underwear, in the street, it has to be in private, in that time your chokin` on a half Oz ahah. my friends have had close ones, cuz most of the ppl i know im my town get raided once every few months, i oculdnt smoke there and not feel paranoid, but this one time and a cutain friend was bein raided while he was at work they phoned him and said would youlike to be here while we are searchin your property, he gets to his house they start searchin the car, meanwhile hes running up to his room where the bud n pills are, only to see a female polie officer on her knees goign thru his draws, where the shit was, he shoved her out the way and grabbed the shit n ran to the bathroom and started swalling this shit, well the female officer was goin` nuts, 'open this door, right now' he was just laughin`, they couldnt do him o nthe grounds there was no drugs to find now haha, it all turned out well, with a phoe call to his mom fom the cops sayin`' come and pick your son up, hes outside the front of the police station in the street off his face' haha.

Midnight Toker · Post by **Midnight Toker** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 3:11 pm

Speaking of stoner luck, i found tenner on the floor today

flynn · Post by **flynn** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 3:14 pm

lol i found a joint behind my stereo yesterday...fucken stoner moments

BUDA · Post by **BUDA** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 3:49 pm

hes outside the front of the police station in the street off his face' haha.

i was just thinking the guy must of been fucked in the police station after eating all his stash. How many pills did he have to eat? fuckin crack ed

Big Daddy · Post by **Big Daddy** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 4:53 pm

weedguru tom wrote:they cant search in your underwear, in the street, it has to be in private, in that time your chokin` on a half Oz ahah. my friends have had close ones, cuz most of the ppl i know im my town get raided once every few months, i oculdnt smoke there and not feel paranoid, but this one time and a cutain friend was bein raided while he was at work they phoned him and said would youlike to be here while we are searchin your property, he gets to his house they start searchin the car, meanwhile hes running up to his room where the bud n pills are, only to see a female polie officer on her knees goign thru his draws, where the shit was, he shoved her out the way and grabbed the shit n ran to the bathroom and started swalling this shit, well the female officer was goin` nuts, 'open this door, right now' he was just laughin`, they couldnt do him o nthe grounds there was no drugs to find now haha, it all turned out well, with a phoe call to his mom fom the cops sayin`' come and pick your son up, hes outside the front of the police station in the street off his face' haha.

almost the exact same thing happened to me and my friend. i was driving and had 4 blunts already rolled up and in the swisher box and he had about 6 Xanax bars. we got pulled over and panicked so we started eating everything illegal we had in the car. bastard cop just wanted to tell me my reer light was out and then let us drive off. man we were so fucked up the rest of the night. i vowed to never panic like that again, if they find shit after i hide it well, then they deserve it.

Post by **WeedGuru_Flow** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 6:27 pm

Big Daddy wrote: almost the exact same thing happened to me and my friend. i was driving and had 4 blunts already rolled up and in the swisher box and he had about 6 Xanax bars. we got pulled over and panicked so we started eating everything illegal we had in the car. bastard cop just wanted to tell me my reer light was out and then let us drive off. man we were so fucked up the rest of the night. i vowed to never panic like that again, if they find shit after i hide it well, then they deserve it.

whaha, I can imagine the two of you stuffing ur face with xanax

You didnt eat the blunts now did you?

Big Daddy · Post by **Big Daddy** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 6:47 pm

Yes, but at least we took them out of the shells. i know it was really stupid, but i had just gotten my driver's license so that only added to my paranoia. it was literally 2 days after i got my license when this happened.

ErinElizabeth · Post by **ErinElizabeth** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 6:58 pm

I've gotten pulled over with smoke on me, but most cops wouldn't search your spare tire console... in my car at least it's a compartment under the trunkspace. Otherwise, I just slide anything into the middle of a folded blanket... also in my trunk. If you don't act weird, most of the time they just leave you alone. I've never been searched.

Post by **cutthecashflow** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 3:35 am

Purple monkey what are the penalities in India for illegal possession of THC?

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