Does anyone in here have a criminal record? Please share!
I only have a few minor misdemeanors, mostly from barfights and vandalism. But if they had busted me for every crime I did, I'd have a pretty long record. Posession with intent to distribute, break and enter, assault, posession of illegal firearms, extortion, blackmail, tax fraud and arson.
Last edited by Funk Doctor on Fri Mar 18, 2005 9:51 pm, edited 1 time in total.
got a warning for common assault for beating the shit outta some kid with about 5 other mates when we were about 13, 14... pretty good.. got let off, i think the filth realised the kid deserved it (he was the same age as us btw)
::driving while under the influence::
::possession of a controlled substance::
::assault:: (the guy wanted to fight but could not take an ass whoopin)
:: 4 speeding tickes ::
The End.
Get Funky Wit Yo Bad Self
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just misdemeaners, haha they're pretty stupid too.
A couple years ago (we were like 13) I'd have some friends over. We'd leave the house late at night (2-3 AM) and just walk. The idea was to avoid the cops for that 2 or so hours we were out. It doesn't sound that exciting, but you really get a rush avoiding them (our town is small and the cops have nothing better to do). You're not allowed to be out in the public sneaking around after 11 PM if ur younger than 18. Then one time we went out my one friend crossed right when a cop was on the street. I walked home, but the other 3 got rides in cop cars (they never saw me).
Some buds and I thought it'd be funny if one of us rode a bike right into the towns public pool. I supplied the shitty bike, and my other friend road it in. Haha he ran out of the pool and jumped over the fence. Later he walked by and he got arrested. I got something on my record for supplying the bike.
I didnt get in trouble for this, but my neighbor told me his neighbor gave him this bike. I beleived him and he let me ride it around. I rode it somewhere, and on my way back I got pulled over by this cop. He comes out and says "Nice bike! It's Stolen." I'm like uhh i didnt steal it. I had to put up with that shit for about 3 months cause i guess they didn't beleive me.
just minor shit, but it's funny cause our towns small and the cops have nothing better to do.
pig to my friend: "your stoned out of your head"
me (out of nowhere): "how can you get outside of your head"
pig to me: "think your gonna be cheeky"
mate to pig: "fucking wanker"
next im against a wall arms round back thinking i was going to be arse raped
:D:D
