a few for your viewing pleasure

[cutthecashflow]

A guy walkin down a street sees a woman with spectacular breasts and offers her $100 to let him bite them.

"are you nuts?" she scoffs.
"What about for $1,000?" he asks.
"listen you sick pig," she says. "im not that kind of woman."
"you wouldnt even do it for $10,000?" the man asks hopefully.
"youll pay me $10,000 to bite my breasts? she asks. "ok, let's go over to that dark alley."
onc tre setakes o h blous, and te guy begins carresing her breasts, kissing them, and fondiling them.
" hey are you gonna bite them or what?" she huffs.
"nah" He shrugs. " too expensive."


Q: whats the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?
A: A washing machine doesnt follow you around for a week after you put a load in it.

Two guys are driving to work when one asks the other if he talks to his wife after sex.
" yes" Repies the guy. "if I can find a phone."

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hahahahaha, i love the last one.... i've heard the first two. Oh, wow. It probably wasn't that funny.