Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are
low?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is
not enough money in your account?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but
check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a
revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
What is the speed of darkness?
Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at the
Special Olympics?
If you send someone 'Styrofoam', how do you pack it?
If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold
tomorrow, how cold will it be?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing
here?
Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a
hostage situation?
Do you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a
good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every
two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars
to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you
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Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are low?
cause it works, failing that hit the remote on something
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money in your account?
to try to get you to put money in your account
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
curiosity
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
the bottles are non reactive with the glue
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
health and safety, and practicality. Who would ship unsterilized needles?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
he shaves
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
cause the awkward shape is an obstacle
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
for oxygen, the atmoshpere would get to them otherwise
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
a comedy genious
What is the speed of darkness?
the same as the speed of light
Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at the
Special Olympics?
no
If you send someone 'Styrofoam', how do you pack it?
in a box, no packing
If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold
tomorrow, how cold will it be?
0x0=0. it's a colloquilsm, meaning it'll feel colder tomorrow
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
they evolved into their current forms from the same ancestor, but evolved differently
If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing
here?
trying to help other others
Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
happiness = longevity
If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a
hostage situation?
no
Do you cry under water?
you phyically would yes, the tear ducts will still open
How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?
check the dictionary, normally people in a position of power are assasinated to remove them from power
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
different meanings of the words
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
easier to stack and manufacture
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a
good idea to put wheels on luggage?
priorities
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?
babies are associated with peacefulness
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
yes
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
you can see more all at once in greater detail
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway
it's less intrusive
cause it works, failing that hit the remote on something
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money in your account?
to try to get you to put money in your account
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
curiosity
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
the bottles are non reactive with the glue
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
health and safety, and practicality. Who would ship unsterilized needles?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
he shaves
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
cause the awkward shape is an obstacle
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
for oxygen, the atmoshpere would get to them otherwise
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
a comedy genious
What is the speed of darkness?
the same as the speed of light
Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at the
Special Olympics?
no
If you send someone 'Styrofoam', how do you pack it?
in a box, no packing
If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold
tomorrow, how cold will it be?
0x0=0. it's a colloquilsm, meaning it'll feel colder tomorrow
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
they evolved into their current forms from the same ancestor, but evolved differently
If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing
here?
trying to help other others
Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
happiness = longevity
If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a
hostage situation?
no
Do you cry under water?
you phyically would yes, the tear ducts will still open
How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?
check the dictionary, normally people in a position of power are assasinated to remove them from power
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
different meanings of the words
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
easier to stack and manufacture
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a
good idea to put wheels on luggage?
priorities
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?
babies are associated with peacefulness
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
yes
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
you can see more all at once in greater detail
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway
it's less intrusive
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Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are low?
to squeeze all the juice from the batteries
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money in your account?
to make more money..bleh
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
because they can't touch 4 billion stars
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
it doesn't feel like it
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
so that the executioner won't get AIDS
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
because he's metrosexual
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
because his face isnt bullet-proof
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
to keep their hair in place when dying
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
Michael Jackson
What is the speed of darkness?
pass
If you send someone 'Styrofoam', how do you pack it?
in glass
If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold
tomorrow, how cold will it be?
who cares? ill be home, under a blanket smoking
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
so that we can know what we missed out on
If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing
here?
no its not true
Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
have you seen married people?
If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a
hostage situation?
Nah..just let him kill himself
Do you cry under water?
only if i get bitten on the nuts by a sharkb]
How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?
you have to have either ruled a country, won an Oscar/Grammy or been a terrorist
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
so that someone can ask why they do
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?
Exactly..short deep sleep
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Depends...can s/he speak...
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
because they're American
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway
foreplay
to squeeze all the juice from the batteries
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money in your account?
to make more money..bleh
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
because they can't touch 4 billion stars
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
it doesn't feel like it
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
so that the executioner won't get AIDS
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
because he's metrosexual
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
because his face isnt bullet-proof
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
to keep their hair in place when dying
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
Michael Jackson
What is the speed of darkness?
pass
If you send someone 'Styrofoam', how do you pack it?
in glass
If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold
tomorrow, how cold will it be?
who cares? ill be home, under a blanket smoking
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
so that we can know what we missed out on
If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing
here?
no its not true
Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
have you seen married people?
If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a
hostage situation?
Nah..just let him kill himself
Do you cry under water?
only if i get bitten on the nuts by a sharkb]
How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?
you have to have either ruled a country, won an Oscar/Grammy or been a terrorist
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
so that someone can ask why they do
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?
Exactly..short deep sleep
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Depends...can s/he speak...
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
because they're American
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway
foreplay
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