Drug testing man=Santa

mockingbird · Post by **mockingbird** » Tue Dec 21, 2004 2:57 pm

Ok so i go to take my drug test yesterday and i brought my usual URINLUCK detox kit, but being up here in ohio its really cold outside this brings down the temp on my urineluck. SO i piss in the cup and then put in my detox and it turns out the temp on my cup was 89.5 degrees which is raidicly below normal, and so he looks at me and of course im like freaking out and he goes, "i no u detoxed it, i dont want ur excuses, i wont report this merry christmas"
This guy is the man thanks santa

Midnight Toker · Post by **Midnight Toker** » Tue Dec 21, 2004 3:08 pm

Sweet! Kinda makes you wonder why he bothered drug testing you in the first place....

13laze · Post by **13laze** » Tue Dec 21, 2004 3:15 pm

ahahaha you lucked out man

jonny cockeral · Post by **jonny cockeral** » Tue Dec 21, 2004 5:24 pm

yeah but now he will know in future

pirate · Post by **pirate** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 9:00 am

Tis the season to be jolly
Tis the time for mistletoe and holly
This Yuletide, when Santa starts his sleigh ride
Be sure to be first in line
To stand 'neath the tree of pine
It doesnt matter if you're brain's out of whack
If Santa doesnt give you a prison term
He'l definitely get you a bag of crack
-by Purple Monkey

mac dre · Post by **mac dre** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 3:20 pm

Midnight this is all a lie wrote:Sweet! Kinda makes you wonder why he bothered drug testing you in the first place....

to get paid perhaps? pretty nice guy though.. do you regularly get drug tested?

mockingbird · Post by **mockingbird** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 5:51 pm

ya i have probation, and this was the first time i went when it was cold out idk if anyone else here is form the mid west but it is ass cold out. I talked to my other friend about him and he got tested by the same guy like for 6 months and he told me how every time he went their he would make his piss like crystal clear and how he would chug water and the dude never reported it as diluted. Like i knew this guy was cool since the first time i meet him the first time i went in their he was blasting bob marely over his cpu and had a rasta hat on. But i never imagined how cool.

aCid Barrett420 · Post by **aCid Barrett420** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 10:19 pm

yeah but now he will know in future

Its not the same guy everytime..

mockingbird · Post by **mockingbird** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 4:45 pm

accually it is the samer guy everytime.

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Drug testing man=Santa

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