MICHAEL JACKSON WHEN STONED

stonedsimon · Post by **stonedsimon** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 2:59 pm

seriously, you have to fully appreciate michael jackson and get into him. its one of the best high things ive done. weed opened up my mind to all kinds of shit and i realised that michael jackson is a genius, a master and leader of our times. Its a really good stoned thing to - to gradually get into michael jackson. (old stuff and new). and the good thing is, you can pick up his cd's or tapes or videos in charity shops and second hand shops. seroiously though, you forget how good he is - the best. And you'll have serious mind fucks all the way through - ie : he is white and he looks totally different to what he used to.etc. you will begin to really appreciate that his face is one of the greatest you have ever seen, and you will appreciate that he is innocent and the greatest songwriter, dancer, film maker, singer, all round ultimate entertainer of our times.

(YOU MAY THINK THIS IS RIDICULOUS, BUT GIVE IT A CHANCE, YOU WILL....YOU WILL BE PLEASED IN THE END).

getting into michael jackson has been one of the most exciting and enthralling and satisfying and rewarding things i have done throughout my weed days

check out the ''ghosts'' vhs video. - seriously it is the greatest thing of all time, no doubt about it. MJ NEEDS HIS RESPECT BACK.

Post by **cutthecashflow** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 3:08 pm

Micheal Jackson is an idiot.

4*20 · Post by **4*20** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 4:33 pm

stonedsimon wrote: you will begin to really appreciate that his face is one of the greatest you have ever seen, and you will appreciate that he is innocent

His face is... not so great, and innocent?
Hell, the innocent ones are the childrens he raped.

Big Daddy · Post by **Big Daddy** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 9:16 pm

The only thing that Michael Jackson has is his Thriller album. Hell i have that album and listen to it at least once a week. but after that it was pretty much down hill and no type or amount of weed i smoke will make me think of him the same way you do. you actually sounds like one of the dudes that cry if they see michael jackson in person.

flynn · Post by **flynn** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 2:51 am

stonedsimon wrote:seriously, you have to fully appreciate michael jackson and get into him

yeah before he gets into you

stonedsimon · Post by **stonedsimon** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 10:57 pm

thriller is the most over rated album of his, the others are better.

stonedsimon · Post by **stonedsimon** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 10:58 pm

has any of you actually seen the short film ghosts?

Big Daddy · Post by **Big Daddy** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 4:58 am

stonedsimon wrote:thriller is the most over rated album of his, the others are better.

dude, thats the only reason ppl listen to MJ is because of Thriller. Thats really how he got everything restarted for him and you say its the most over rated? umm Thriller, Bill Jean, Beat It thats about it.

SouR_MilK · Post by **SouR_MilK** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 1:29 pm

stonedsimon wrote:thriller is the most over rated album of his, the others are better.

im with this guy

stonedsimon · Post by **stonedsimon** » Mon Dec 20, 2004 1:11 pm

yes yes. big daddy seems to know little/nothing about michael jacksons albums, and has obviously got this idea of thriller being the greatest from the thousands of critics and michael slaters (tabloids,etc) who say he hasnt done anything since thriller. im not saying billie jean and beat it arent classics but if you actually listened to each album you would discover that thriller is the most filler and average pop - this is probably why people still regard it as the greatest becasue mediocrity appeals to the masses. people say its so great because it won so many awards and so many people bought it, but you cant judge music on that. look at band aid 20 and the like, loadsa people buy it, doesnt mean it aint a piece of shit. if you like thriller, then bad is like twice as good, so listen to that. or even better, listen to his hard heavy post bad stuff. honestly, listen to thriller, about 5 good songs, the rest is either pretty cheesy (due to the fact of paul mccartney on one of the songs - unsupporting wanker) or just average. if you like good pop, listen to bad - the ultimate pop album. any true fan must agree that thriller isnt the best. off the wall is better also, and if you like the old skool shit, its probably the best album of all time.

stonedsimon · Post by **stonedsimon** » Mon Dec 20, 2004 1:40 pm

and yes, i will cry if i see him, i would lay down my life for him, and i dont know what i'll do if hes found guilty ( he wont, the case against him is completely ludicrous and it is known that the judge wishes to end the court case within a month of starting) (the family accusing him are actually mental and the mum hasnt been taking her pills. she is well known for being quite insane as a few years back she tried to take a securit guard to court for sexual assault and imprisonment or some shit.)IF YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT THE MICHAEL JACKSON CASE GO TO http://www.mjjsource.com/index.php/news ... osive-info (thats if you want the TRUTH.....,but if youre happy with complete bollocks from tabloids and cheap jokes, why dont you make a list of the real reasons why you dislike michael- 80% of it will probably originate from tabloid headlines.)

oh yeah, it is really sad to see someone make a sexual child joke about michael jackson. it just shows that you DO take in the bullshit thats in tabloids and you cant think for yourself. youve got to be the billionth person (along with major cunt eminem) to make some seedy obvious joke about it its so fucking boring now.

has anyone heard what stevie wonder sed about eminems video?

Legendary singer, Stevie Wonder, has spoken out against Eminem regarding his spoof of Michael Jackson in the "Just Lose It" music video.

"Kicking someone when he's down is not a good thing," Wonder reportedly told Billboard magazine. "I have much respect for his work, though I don't think he's as good as Tupac [Shakur]. But I was disappointed that he would let himself go to such a level."

Wonder, reportedly calling Eminem a hypocrite, told Billboard magazine that much of Eminem's success has been due to support from African-Americans and underprivileged groups.

"He has succeeded on the backs of people predominantly in that lower pay bracket, people of color," Wonder said. "So for him to come out like that is bull."

MJ is a good kind honest man who gives and gives and tries to lead his life in the classic MJ way, he has done more for man than many world leaders through his music and through his charity work. He hasnt hurt a child ever. in 500 years, when people look back to our times , the one person who will stand out the most is michael jackson because he defines what our pop culture is about - pop videos, dance, superstar, etc.

just because a man is different, not bad, different, it doesnt mean you have to hate him. if we were all a little bit more like him, the world would be a better place. ok so maybe hes had a fair amount or surgery, but why should you judge him as a person on what his face is? its not that bad, hes not like a monster.

MICHAEL HAS BEEN A PART OF MOST OF OUR LIVES THROUGH HIS MUSIC AND WORK - SO IN THIS TIME, WE SHOULD SUPPORT HIM AND TRUST HIM - NOT SLAG HIM OFF AND TAKE CHEAP SHOTS AT HIM. people believe the tabloids so they disrespect him - you fucking little ungrateful cunts. (eminem - prime example) Notorious B.I.G was homeys with MJ, so eminem is dissing his homey. Biggie ought to come back from the dead and MJ ought to join him in kicking eminems arse with stevie wonder.

SO GO AHEAD, reply to this message with NO intelligent thoughts on the matter. and more jokes.

pirate · Post by **pirate** » Mon Dec 20, 2004 1:45 pm

i have to hand it to you dude...
you got balls....
not a lot of people can flow against the tide

PS: i personaly find him a little creepy though

flynn · Post by **flynn** » Mon Dec 20, 2004 2:29 pm

stonedsimon wrote:SO GO AHEAD, reply to this message with NO intelligent thoughts on the matter. and more jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Willie Shoemaker?
Willie Shoemaker DOES have a license to ride 4 year olds.

I Got a new car radio. When you shout soul, it plays soul, when you shout rock it
plays rock. Some kids ran in front of me the other day and I shouted fucking kids!
It played Michael Jackson.

How do you know when it's midnight at Michael Jackson's house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.

What does Michael Jackson have in common with a Big Mac?
They're both old meat between young buns

What does Jackson have in common with whisky?
They both come in small tots

Good to see Michael Jackson dangling his kid off the balcony. Usually he just tosses them off.

What do Michael and Wal-Mart have in common?
They both have boys briefs half-off

Michael Jackson's wife has just given birth to a baby boy. "How long before we start having sex?" asks Michael. Doctor: "I'd wait until he's at least 14"

What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A Michael Jackson slumber party

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?
Acne usually doesn't come on a child's face until he's at least 12.

Big Daddy · Post by **Big Daddy** » Mon Dec 20, 2004 6:24 pm

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Clause have in common?

They both leave little boys room with empty sacs.

Big Daddy · Post by **Big Daddy** » Mon Dec 20, 2004 6:30 pm

hmmm, i wonder how many c.d's his latest album sold? pretty sure it flopped. if Thriller is so overrated then why is it his best selling C.D?
wait a min.....why the hell im i in an argument about michael jackson? wtf am i thinking, let me go put on some Eminem.

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