CCR survives church camp

clashcityrocker · Post by **clashcityrocker** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 5:58 am

I really dont feel like typing so im just gonna copy/paste from what i already wrote earlier today... I am not hotlinking because my scanner made the pics f'ing huge.

So friday (the day that just so happened to be the day I got Half-Life 2) my insane senile mother sent me away to some crazy weird christian camp retreat thing, it lasted for almost 48 hours. That was definetly not good times. singing.... jesus... crappy food... it was all just... ugh.

Luckily for me, my older sister spared me a nug to take with me so at least i could get blazed. Little did I know this tiny little herb would be the best thing I ever had. Saturday morning, right after we woke up, everyone was in the upstairs part of the building singing songs about Jesus, God, etc. Meanwhile a couple kids are downstairs playing Xbox, and im taking a bathroom break smokin a bowl in the stalls.

Apparently the ventilation system works, because 30 minutes later the WHOLE BUILDING smelt like chronic bud. I didnt know that though, because right after I finished I went outside...

A little later that day the "Dean" (principal, officer, general guy-in-charge) took me out of the building and into his office.

I was so high but it was all right. He started by questioning me about my religious values. I just straight up told him Im agnostic, and my religion wont change unless some sort of supernatural experience happens to me, not just some losers trying to persuade me. Then he finally cut to the chase, "Do you have illegal drugs with you?" am I stupid? **** no. (well, maybe a little.) I just lied of course. He believed me too, well at least thats what he said. Either way I was released.

The final supper (lololol) rolls around, we leave the next morning and we have some sub-par spaghetti. I get the incredible luck of sitting next to 3 HOT GIRLS (yeah, this is the main point of the story, it IS in bold isn't it.) the first is some weird goth-like lesbian chick. She was alright. the second was a dorky but cute girl. meh. The final was a girl that was really hot with an extremely nice rack. You will really have to take my word for it. Anyway the 3 girls start asking me what I got in trouble for.

I didnt feel like telling them I smoke weed but i eventually did. They asked if they could buy some off me but I really didn't even have enough for 1 person, let alone 3. So I just gave it to them... they smoked in the girls bathroom, they DIDNT EVEN FINISH it and they were all really high.Later that night the Dean searched my luggage and stole my lighter. ****er. It turns out, the REALLY HOT girl knows who I am, and we met eachother Haloween 2003. I guess i must have been high. Then- out of nowhere, she tells me the 'dorky but cute girl' "wants my nuts." Those last 3 words are a direct quote. That freakin like, broke my heart, coming from the girl of my dreams.

Finally Sunday morning (this morning) we get to leave. Gothic-lesbian girl hands me a note with the 'dorky but cute' girls name at the bottom. I wont even post what it said, or how I replied (i was really high, hahahah) because I think my scanner could speak for me. On the bus ride home (THANK GOD JEBUS CHRIST, that was teh WURST weekend EVAR.) Me and the ladies exchange phone numbers... As soon as I call the 'dorky but cute' girl, and we chat for a while, she asked me if I read the note her friend wrote. I was like... SHE WROTE IT?! I think she did it for a prank, but then 'dorky' asked me "do you... like her?" That was all I needed to hear, I pretty much just said yes. Hell yes. Now to just wait to be rejected, or be the happiest 17 year old white kid alive.

SUMMARY: Went to some crappy Church camp, played Star Wars BF, met some hot girls, got high, maybe ill get laid

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Juicy J · Post by **Juicy J** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 6:41 am

Goddamn i need to start going to church lol
sounded like it would have been fun in the long run
good luck wit da ladies man

Sammy · Post by **Sammy** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 6:52 am

LOL- smooth with the reply luke, GL ;]

pirate · Post by **pirate** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 7:14 am

man
i wish the retreats my church has were the same...

there's a young working persons group that goes on retreat once every six months...i go because i get a vacation from work more than anything else...plus (dont mean to be blasphemous) but praying when you're stoned is REALLY wierd!!! You imagine the Lord talking back to you, you get answers to all your questions...damn....ok dont want to preach...

anyway
our retreats are all singing, and theme discussions, etc etc etc...with ABSOLUTELY NO HOT WOMEN...or even girls that can be considered REMOTELY attractive!!!!!!

there is one cute chick, but she has the intelligence of a retarded ant...

clashcityrocker · Post by **clashcityrocker** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 8:41 am

tis me again... I just decided, wtf, These hos are really just not worth all this **** i guess, it's probably some personal problem or something. At least now maybe I can go back to my everyday life (except better, with halflife 2) just smokin weed and chillign out or whatever

Sammy · Post by **Sammy** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 8:50 am

tis me again... I just decided, wtf, These hos are really just not worth all this **** i guess, it's probably some personal problem or something. At least now maybe I can go back to my everyday life (except better, with halflife 2) just smokin weed and chillign out or whatever

Noooo, go for the girls man. Seriously, when you have your face deeply implanted between her legs you'll regret ever talking such blasphemy!

BUDA · Post by **BUDA** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 2:56 pm

yo man nice story yea sammys right go 4 the girls y not get both sounds good 2 me!!

Midnight Toker · Post by **Midnight Toker** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 4:21 pm

clashcityrocker wrote:tis me again... I just decided, wtf, These hos are really just not worth all this **** i guess, it's probably some personal problem or something. At least now maybe I can go back to my everyday life (except better, with halflife 2) just smokin weed and chillign out or whatever

You're probably right, but you're a bloke your not supposed to be thinking with your head! If you dont at least try with that girl your dick will never forgive you.

clashcityrocker · Post by **clashcityrocker** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 10:31 am

wow, too true, besides even if I wanted to just ignore them it wont be that easy. They wont stop calling me

herbal stu · Post by **herbal stu** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 11:24 am

If you have ever read my profile man you'll see what I think here is a good quote:

Listen to your dick and save your brain the energy!

flynn · Post by **flynn** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 12:22 pm

did you find god?

clashcityrocker · Post by **clashcityrocker** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 10:04 pm

No, but I have to wonder if that was actually a serious question or n ot

Post by **WeedGuru_Flow** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 9:35 pm

haha that gurl realy digs u huh

HALFLIFE2 IS SUCH A FREAKING STONED GAME OMG

makes me sound like a computer geek

flynn · Post by **flynn** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 1:11 am

clashcityrocker wrote:No, but I have to wonder if that was actually a serious question or n ot

AHAHAHAHA!

weedguru tom · Post by **weedguru tom** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 9:31 am

im playing halflife 2 buts its a little jumpy, argh its ruinin` my fun, why is this the only game that has to do this now, argh.

www.weedguru.com

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