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Caro · Post by **Caro** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 5:34 am

nowhere wrote: I can stop time

But you stopped it at 4:19, thanks a lot asshole!

I can....um.... uuuuuh.............. I can drive a stick shift perfectly while smoking a bowl while eating a burrito while getting head, at the same time fixing my make-up in the mirror!

Motha Man · Post by **Motha Man** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 6:58 am

Cept yo ass is so high you try n smok on ur burrito, get head from your stick shift, n put makup on ur bowl.

I always have a lighter on me somwhers.

nowhere · Post by **nowhere** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 3:09 pm

but none of them ever work

i can make weed plants grow in any condition. seed to harvest in a week !

Funk Doctor · Post by **Funk Doctor** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 3:43 pm

But you get arrested and spend the next 20 years in jail.

I can breathe fire.

FIRE!!! · Post by **FIRE!!!** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 11:24 pm

Which of course destroys your lungs rather quickly.

pirate · Post by **pirate** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 12:22 pm

Weedguru Funk Doctor wrote:But you get arrested and spend the next 20 years in jail.

I can breathe fire.

but you are arrested for arson every time you burp

i can see thru the back of my head

Cheeba · Post by **Cheeba** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 10:34 pm

I have a magical pocket in all of my jackets, i can pull anything that I like out of them. Even guns and jetpacks.

Anyone can see out the back of their heads... Just turn around

tweedle · Post by **tweedle** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 10:36 pm

you dont understand this game do you? and that power has already been used by me

FIRE!!! · Post by **FIRE!!!** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 10:41 pm

And then you whip out a machete that's just long enough to reach your neck

My package gets bigger when I lie.

nowhere · Post by **nowhere** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 11:22 pm

but due to your son making a birthday wish, YOU CANT LIE

i have a HUGE amount of luck, and am always finding cash, weed, and other useful stuff

pirate · Post by **pirate** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 12:10 pm

but you also have a HUGE am,ount of debt, so all the cash and the weed you find goes in paying off your debtors

i can use my mindpower to run my stereo

jewstinian · Post by **jewstinian** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 6:56 pm

but your stereo ran away...

i can ninja chop a building in half

FIRE!!! · Post by **FIRE!!!** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 1:59 am

But you can't touch a cop. You know where that goes.

I can change the color of something by touching it.
(Black from the waist down)

jewstinian · Post by **jewstinian** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 2:41 am

but you cant shotgun a full beer

i can breathe underwater

canadianbud · Post by **canadianbud** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 2:43 am

but you cant breath on land

I can freeze time and move around while everyone is frozen then start it again at will

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