if you were an animal...

[Bubbles]

id totally be one of those sea turtles that lives for like 400 years, cause turtles are fucking cool.

[Ziggy]

I would SOOOOO be BigFoot


And if not Id rather be a gorilla, cat, or sea turtle (especially the hippy one from Nemo)

Although a hawk would be cool too....Im not sure, Ill get back to you guys when Ive made up my mind

[pkkupo]

Yea I think being a huge ass cat would be pretty sweet...TIger probably....However, I think I'd beat myself up forever if I didn't become an animal that flies given the chance....Probably some large bird of prey...I think a Philippine Eagle would be pretty cool. They're fecking huge and have slick hairdos

[Ziggy]

A nice 'do is very important

[Weedguru_Falkon]

Well, perhaps because of my namesake, one of the animals I'd love to be is the peregrine falcon

The peregrine is the fastest bird on record reaching horizontal cruising speeds of 65-90 kmh ( 40-55 mph) and not exceeding speeds of 105-110 kmh (65-68 mph). When stooping, the peregrine flies at much greater speeds however, varying from 160-440 kmh (99-273 mph)!

Alternatively, one of the dragons from Avatar would be sweet (yes, i did just get back from watching that movie for the first time), and realistically, a siberian tiger

or maybe a husky/malamute

[wgToonces]

Yea I think being a huge ass cat would be pretty sweet...TIger probably....However, I think I'd beat myself up forever if I didn't become an animal that flies given the chance....Probably some large bird of prey...I think a Philippine Eagle would be pretty cool. They're fecking huge and have slick hairdos

Dude Fucking right. This is what I've wanted to be since I was like 3 lol.

[NinjetteDL420]

[MatteN]

I would be a leopard slug, once you watch this video I have NO DOUBT that everybody here would also choose to be one of these.

[andriaSRH]

It's romantic in a gross kind of way. That mushroom looking thing is oddly beautiful. I woudn't want to be one tho..wrapping my slong around another slugs slong does not sound too appealing.

[Bubbles]

okay that is seriously disgusting and the most complicated way of getting laid ever.


and also would that not be disgusting to run through the forest then all of a sudden get slapped in the face by two slugs fucking?

[(weedguru)scarf]

i cant get any youtube videos to play in the forums

[Weedguru Higher]

I'd also like to be a bear



Chilling out in the woods, chomping on a fresh t-bone...

[andriaSRH]

^

okay that is seriously disgusting and the most complicated way of getting laid ever.


and also would that not be disgusting to run through the forest then all of a sudden get slapped in the face by two slugs fucking?

LOL that would be hilarous. They'd probably stick to your face.

[Bubbles]

^

okay that is seriously disgusting and the most complicated way of getting laid ever.


and also would that not be disgusting to run through the forest then all of a sudden get slapped in the face by two slugs fucking?

LOL that would be hilarous. They'd probably stick to your face.

eww i fuckin hate slugs.. although yes it would be hilarious to see that happen to somone else.


also id make a sick lynx

[Weedguru Higher]

Slugs are fucking disgusting. I had a plot of weed plants growing in an area where they got invaded by slugs..I'd pick them off the plants by the dozen, and it made me cringe. They devoured some of the smaller plants overnight