Sex Toys [kind of touchy?]

Jay212 · Post by **Jay212** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 7:47 pm

My sisters gay and my ex's best friend was gay so I been around a few gay people. Since my sisters been gay, I grew up having to accept gay people.

I remember I was playing Worms Armageddon back when I was 10. My computer was in the living room so my sister could see all the shit I was doin. I would call someone a fag cuz they killed my worm or some shit and my sister would hit me. Bitch be killin a 10 year olds brain cells and i didnt even know what the fuck "fag" meant lol.

Mate · Post by **Mate** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 7:51 pm

hahahaha
i want to be a kid anymore, saying things you only understand the sense... but not the true meaning !

Weedguru~N0isenkiss3s · Tue Jan 09, 2007 8:41 pm

my friend is gay...with my other friend XD and another friend as well, all girls...but they call each other "faggot" all the time..and her little sister (5) called their dad a fag

this is all sad lovingly though, usually at 4 in the morning after watching silent hill and peep :O

http://www.peepandthebigwideworld.com/a ... ndexkl.gif

PEEP!

Dakine · Post by **Dakine** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 8:44 pm

Is there any reason why there are 3 suspicious looking birds blinking at me. THEY MAKE ME FEEL GUILTY!

Weedguru~N0isenkiss3s · Tue Jan 09, 2007 8:48 pm

uhh one is a duck, one is a bird and one is a chicken GOD.

No, really it's this series of shows for toddlers...but you watch it sober and it makes you feel high haha it was the funniest thing in the world at 6 am

it's Quack, Peep and..Chirp I think

You guys broke it. His inner weasel is all hanging out and stuff!!

Mate · Post by **Mate** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 8:50 pm

Animal culture
with noise

President Beavis · Post by **President Beavis** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 9:19 pm

imagine... wrote:
Bunny420 wrote:
President Beavis wrote:Haha, I'm in a discontinued video series with my buddy who ends up wiping his ass with bible paper from a hotel room. I'm used to this shit.

^^TYstonerTY did that!

Maybe I just have whacked out friends, but they're all pretty cool (mostly straight) guys.
i have zero gay friends.. im pretty sure. i dont like gay people.. wonder why.
why ?
cause they are different ?
Gay people are only people that likes other man... they still can read books, watch tv, buy stuff, use phone, etc...
it's all about preferences....

Straight Dude: *phone ringing* Can you get that?

Gay Dude: I CANT IM GAY!

Bear · Post by **Bear** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 9:28 pm

[quote="President Beavis"]I know a guy who shoved a tv remote halfway up his ass.quote]

Could you imagion if you wanted to change the channel? lol

Aw well leave the queer alone

Each to his own i say

Well anything relating to what this topic is about... when my girlfriend and i were drunk she claims the next day she was too tired to toss me off.... so thats why i woke up with a vacume cleaner round my bollochs with her next to me... Pretty bruised for a week or two.

My girl is strange... But hey i love her anyway

Weedguru~N0isenkiss3s · Tue Jan 09, 2007 9:59 pm

President Beavis wrote:
imagine... wrote:
Bunny420 wrote:
President Beavis wrote:Haha, I'm in a discontinued video series with my buddy who ends up wiping his ass with bible paper from a hotel room. I'm used to this shit.

^^TYstonerTY did that!

Maybe I just have whacked out friends, but they're all pretty cool (mostly straight) guys.
i have zero gay friends.. im pretty sure. i dont like gay people.. wonder why.
why ?
cause they are different ?
Gay people are only people that likes other man... they still can read books, watch tv, buy stuff, use phone, etc...
it's all about preferences....
Straight Dude: *phone ringing* Can you get that?

Gay Dude: I CANT IM GAY!

HIV is transferred through telephone conversations?

:(:(

Dakine · Post by **Dakine** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 11:31 pm

Bad news for telemarketers across the globe.

weedguru+chrisisonfire · Wed Jan 10, 2007 12:28 am

haha, now to put back this thread on the original subject instead of gay guys sticking tv remotes up their arses. haha

This past xmas i bought my gf a vibrator. I didnt buy it on her demand, i was able to make her orgasm pretty easily on my own, but i bought it because i love foreplay, especially on her. (im a giver not a taker

haha anyways, works WONDERS....especially when she "repays" you afterwards.
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Bow chika bow wow. heeeee

Bear · Post by **Bear** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 1:13 pm

yeah i found that too... but ever since my gf has been pregnant shes changed in the bedroom. Instead of just getting straight to the business with rough fourplay. Now she likes romance and etc. Like kissing for half an hour on its own. But the repay is so much better

longer and slower, bow chika bow wow

captainMorton · Post by **captainMorton** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 3:21 am

yeah man, i know this chick (not datin her, shes got a girlfreind, and Im just her cock on the side) who loves it when I fill one hole with the "little captain"

and stick a vibe in the other, drives her fucking nuts

Post by **WeedGuru_Flow** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 2:48 pm

Dunno, if my girl feels like it sex toys might one day be involved in our intimiate moments, but right now we're happy with just our natural toys

and, on top of the awkwardness already displayed in this thread (and purely hypothetical, its not like i'd give it a try but there's guys out there that would)
would you allow your gf to erh stick something up yours ?

hashpipe · Post by **hashpipe** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 5:18 pm

my girlfriend lives in this old "monumental" building, in which you cant break walls or rebuild anything. she shares a big big room with her sister. which blatantly leaves her toys laying around. i'm pleased enough by our natural toys too, and i'm scared of rubber dicks. once i wanted to get my weed to roll a after-cookie joint, got my bare ass out of bed. my coat was laying on the ground next to her sisters bed. i sat down on the bed to grab my weed and felt this black cold wet beneath my right leg.

i think i should see a shrink, even rememering it overwelmed me with feelings of disgust.

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