Sex Toys [kind of touchy?]

Rory · Post by **Rory** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 12:52 am

Just wondering if anyone enjoyed using toys with their significant other? Myself I am partiall to remote controll minivibrators that sit inside my girlfriend. when we go out to do some grocery shopping, get electronics fixed, go to raves/parties/metal shows w.e i can push the button and it drives her crazy

What kind of sexy toys do you people like?

President Beavis · Post by **President Beavis** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 1:02 am

I know a guy who shoved a tv remote halfway up his ass. He rollerblades.

He just started and my buds were like "The hard thing about rollerblading is telling your parents you're gay."

Then he actually turned out to be gay!

I dont usually rip on gays, but this kid's seriously a douche.

dr.Spock · Post by **dr.Spock** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 1:21 am

President Beavis wrote:I know a guy who shoved a tv remote halfway up his ass. He rollerblades.

He just started and my buds were like "The hard thing about rollerblading is telling your parents you're gay."

Then he actually turned out to be gay!

I dont usually rip on gays, but this kid's seriously a douche.

how do u know he shoved a tv remote up his ass? and why would anyone do that anyway?

Rory · Post by **Rory** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 1:35 am

because he's gay.

President Beavis · Post by **President Beavis** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 3:00 am

Heard the whole story from a bud.

So what, you saying you havent seen people do some really stupid shit before?

dr.Spock · Post by **dr.Spock** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 3:03 am

a controller up the ass thats pretty fucking crazy. i mean i've seen crazy...but this is just damn right out there.

Bunny420 · Post by **Bunny420** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 3:38 am

gay people like stuff in their butts

i dont understand it.

limit · Post by **limit** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 3:47 am

a remote control?

did he rollerblade WITH the controller in his ass?

Bunny420 · Post by **Bunny420** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 3:49 am

limit wrote:a remote control?

did he rollerblade WITH the controller in his ass?

eWWW

Certified-Nutter · Post by **Certified-Nutter** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 3:51 am

i've only eva had one girlfriend to which i have had sexual relations, but the idea of a remote control device for a prospective girlfriend has always made me laugh (it in my personality to wind peopel up, and i think one of those remote thingy magigies would really annoy some1, haha)

President Beavis · Post by **President Beavis** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 3:59 am

Haha, I'm in a discontinued video series with my buddy who ends up wiping his ass with bible paper from a hotel room. I'm used to this shit.

^^TYstonerTY did that!

Maybe I just have whacked out friends, but they're all pretty cool (mostly straight) guys.

Bunny420 · Post by **Bunny420** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 4:04 am

President Beavis wrote:Haha, I'm in a discontinued video series with my buddy who ends up wiping his ass with bible paper from a hotel room. I'm used to this shit.

^^TYstonerTY did that!

Maybe I just have whacked out friends, but they're all pretty cool (mostly straight) guys.

i have zero gay friends.. im pretty sure. i dont like gay people.. wonder why.

limit · Post by **limit** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 4:15 am

You shouldn't reject someone for being gay. Sure reject them for rollerblading with remotes in their ass, fuck it bash them for it.
I know a few gay dudes and while I wouldn't say we're friends they are pretty cool, I just can't stand the overtly gay people who think every word that comes out of their mouths has to be spoken in such a girly tone and revolves around being gay.

Certified-Nutter · Post by **Certified-Nutter** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 4:24 am

gay people are the same as us, i feel, i mean there is no difference between me and a man who loves women and a man who loves men, its just a personal opinion, i do not criticise anyone for their music tastes so why should i criticise for their romatic/lustuous tastes, there is no reason, i kno two gay people, altho i admit i am not the greatest of friends with them (but i assure u this is because of their personality, and NOT their sexuality) i am perfectly fine with accepting them as who they are, i mean, you cant help who your attracted to/in love with, and it makes no difference what gendre they're partner is
again this can b a very touchey subject, and i try to treat it with the same respect as i would treat anybody with... as i have (hopefuly, i am very drunk n cannot rmbr what i have typed) stated in the 'religion sounds ike racism' topic, or its summat like that

President Beavis · Post by **President Beavis** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 5:38 am

limit wrote:You shouldn't reject someone for being gay. Sure reject them for rollerblading with remotes in their ass, fuck it bash them for it.
I know a few gay dudes and while I wouldn't say we're friends they are pretty cool, I just can't stand the overtly gay people who think every word that comes out of their mouths has to be spoken in such a girly tone and revolves around being gay.

Exactly, I wouldn't call this kid a faggot if it werent for the rollerblades and the remote bit of it. I have nothing against gays. Some gay guys you wouldnt even know they're gay until you ask.

A gay guy can be just as cool as a straight guy.

Peace, Love, Anarchy

A straight dude.

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