Pain in testicles

pirate · Post by **pirate** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 12:49 pm

this topic reminds me of this:

John was being constantly kept awake with a severe pain in his neck, back and crotch, so much so that he couldnt sleep at night. He goes to the doctor, who says circumcision will take care of all the pain. Unwilling at first, but unable to deal with the constant pain either, John gets him self circumcised.
Walking down the street after the surgery, he feels light and amazingly comfortable without the nagging pain.
He decides to step into Marks and Spencers for some new clothes for the new John.
The salesman walks up to him and asks him what he wants, John says he wants a complete new wardrobe.
The salesman gets him exactly the right fit everytime, just by looking at him...
At the end of his shopping spree, John's bought a perfectly fitting suit, a perfectly fitting pair of shoes, hat, shirt, belt and socks.
He thinks to himself, "i might as well buy some underwear too"...
he asks for some and says he's a medium size.
"No sir", says the salesman.."i'd say you're a large. If you wore a medium size, your balls would press up against your spine and give you a terrible headache"

doubt weed makes your balls hurt dude...probably just cold...wear some warm (loose fitting) undies...

WidespreadDead · Post by **WidespreadDead** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 3:39 pm

haha that was a terribly pointless story yet funny

Post by **Weedguru Higher** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 5:11 pm

Haha, good story Purple Monkey!!

I doubt he regretted being circumsized though lol!!

Speaking of which...

I have my very own embarassing question

Circumsision..I've always wondered something. See, I'm circumsized and most of my guy friends are. Nobody has ever said they weren't. So yeah, when my son was born I asked when they would circumsize him. They said they don't anymore! I could order ellective surgery but medicare doesn't cover it and it would cost several hundred dollars(which I didn't have) . He's almost 5 now, and I have always wondered what this circumsion thing will do to his future sex life?? I mean, do girls find it less appealing to not be circumsized? I would think they would but I dunno. Wouldn't it like..bother you?? This freaking flap of skin always in the way..

If any non cirmusized guys or girls that have encountered the two are brave enough to speak up, could you please enlighten me on the matter?!!

PS how the fuck do you spell circumsion anyways? Like that? Or like circumsision?? Or neither..?

tweedle · Post by **tweedle** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 5:14 pm

Its spelt Circumcision.

I couldnt even imagine being circumsized. Makes me shiver just thinking about it.

Post by **Weedguru Higher** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 5:50 pm

tweedle wrote:Its spelt Circumcision.

I couldnt even imagine being circumsized. Makes me shiver just thinking about it.

Really? Cause I feel that way about not being. So, its not that bad?

tweedle · Post by **tweedle** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 6:14 pm

Its great, just think of it as having a hood on.

Post by **WeedGuru_Flow** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 6:16 pm

Weedguru Higher wrote:
tweedle wrote:Its spelt Circumcision.

I couldnt even imagine being circumsized. Makes me shiver just thinking about it.
Really? Cause I feel that way about not being. So, its not that bad?

I'm not circumcised either, feels great

Khronic · Post by **Khronic** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 9:20 pm

Never been a problem for me, I like it and i dont like the idea of knives or anything sharp near my buddy

Dr. Greenthumb · Post by **Dr. Greenthumb** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 9:37 pm

im not circumcised but and its never been a poblem with ladies when you get up the skin pulls back. and if hes still five you should have a chat about cleaning under the skin, i remember having this chat with my dad when i was young. if you get some kind of build up you can get some nasty complications.

Anti-FlagPUNK · Post by **Anti-FlagPUNK** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 3:03 am

im not circumcized
now i havent had sex (im 15), but it didnt get in the way of a hand job

^^^he is correct, when it stands up, the skin pulls back

and noone wants a knife near there jewls

i wonder where scratch is

***EDIT***
yeah, u need to make sure you clean her out good
but if you do your deed in the shower, its all good
just soap er' up and go

WidespreadDead · Post by **WidespreadDead** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 4:52 am

i couldnt imagine being uncircumsized. people who arent round here are somewhat shun on

Post by **Weedguru Higher** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 11:14 am

WidespreadDead wrote:i couldnt imagine being uncircumsized. people who arent round here are somewhat shun on

The rest of these post were reassuring me, until I saw this one Widespread..it's just the thing I was worried about...

zERo~Chronic · Post by **zERo~Chronic** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 11:19 am

DrGrEEnThUMb wrote:seriously, it might have to do with jerking off to much

ahhahaha....my lungs hurt.

why would u share this with everyone...if my balls hurt i would go see a doctor instead of being all "hey everyone my nutts hurt help me out"

Tue Dec 06, 2005 12:38 pm

Weedguru Higher wrote:Circumsision..I've always wondered something. See, I'm circumsized and most of my guy friends are. Nobody has ever said they weren't. So yeah, when my son was born I asked when they would circumsize him. They said they don't anymore! I could order ellective surgery but medicare doesn't cover it and it would cost several hundred dollars(which I didn't have) . He's almost 5 now, and I have always wondered what this circumsion thing will do to his future sex life?? I mean, do girls find it less appealing to not be circumsized? I would think they would but I dunno. Wouldn't it like..bother you?? This freaking flap of skin always in the way..

I don't find that being uncircumcised is a burden at all. It just feels natural to me. There is no difference really, especially in sex, as the foreskin retracts from the glans as the penis erects.

jonny cockeral · Post by **jonny cockeral** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 5:03 pm

i dont understand wanking without a foreskin and i think it woudl be uncomfortable wearing tighter underwqaer

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