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Owen · Post by **Owen** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 10:34 pm

but everyone hates and flames u coz u talk utter shit

I am the smartest person in the universe

Funk Doctor · Post by **Funk Doctor** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 10:38 pm

But nobody wants to play with you because you're a nerd.

I can manipulate metal. (think Magneto)

Owen · Post by **Owen** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 10:42 pm

but u wore braces as a kid and u riped them out while tryin to steal a blind mans crutches (u sick sick bastard

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i can summon any weapon i want

4*20 · Post by **4*20** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 10:42 pm

But i'll manipulate your mind before you can do anything.
I am God.

Funk Doctor · Post by **Funk Doctor** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 10:43 pm

But Weedguru Funk Doctor has proven you don't exist.

I can bring people back to life.

Owen · Post by **Owen** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 10:45 pm

but u kill everytime you do this

i can beat chika at posting

Funk Doctor · Post by **Funk Doctor** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 10:47 pm

But that only proves you're a supergeek.

I can breathe underwater.

Owen · Post by **Owen** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 10:49 pm

but u cant breath in air

i can write really fast

Funk Doctor · Post by **Funk Doctor** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 11:17 pm

But you're an analphabetic.

I can speak every language in the universe.

Post by **WeedGuru_Flow** » Sun Dec 05, 2004 12:35 pm

but u have no tongue

I can make pillows float on the air and choke people to death :p

Dr. Greenthumb · Post by **Dr. Greenthumb** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 1:55 am

but lost all lung capacity because of your smoking habit

i can walk through walls

on his right · Post by **on his right** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 5:41 am

but anything physical aside from your body (clothes, weed, money) falls to the floor as you walk through...

my car never runs out of gas.

Caro · Post by **Caro** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 6:52 am

But you live in my town, so it doesn't matter, COZ THERE'S NOWHERE TO FUCKIN' GO!!! Ah hahahahaha

I can traverse the most extreme terrain in this earthly world, both high mountains and deep under the ocean.

(These are real superpowers you can't take them away from me really!)

4*20 · Post by **4*20** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 4:24 pm

But you can't do it because I tied you up to the wall !
I could have sex with whoever i'd want

BUDA · Post by **BUDA** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 4:40 pm

but you can't now cus ur tied to my bed hahahahahahaha

i have a whales lungs (yo dude let me hit that!)

www.weedguru.com

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