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GodHand Kronix
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Weedguru Caro wrote:I'm surprised nobody's mentioned beating off.

It always helps me. :wink:
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get a girl to 'beat you off' always fun and dont tell her when -laughs
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stop smoking for a while. :lol:
Il have your weed :shock:
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Kronix wrote: Get a proffessional massage
lol my mom and dad are both professional masseurs, dad does injuries and tension, mum does relaxation and aromatherapy :lol:


to bad they never work on me :?

meh I'll just pay them 8)
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tom wrote:get a girl to 'beat you off' always fun and dont tell her when -laughs
Thats just good old fashioned fun. Esp when they are all like "Tell me before because I don't swallow." Hahahaha you do now!

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Doctor Doobie wrote:either that or take a happy pill (hydrocodene) if you can get them. I call them happy pills because well...they always make me happy. Sometimes ill wake up from a nap feeling depressed and mad at something and i just get really pissed that the littlest things. I just pop one of my dads happy pills and im happy for the rest of the day.
that's fucked up. what horrible advice to help someone deal with their feelings. :evil:
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Tarential wrote:
tom wrote:get a girl to 'beat you off' always fun and dont tell her when -laughs
Thats just good old fashioned fun. Esp when they are all like "Tell me before because I don't swallow." Hahahaha you do now!

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*Takes a few steps back*

hahaha yea that's my move. do they really expect us to say, Okay, now! Here's the best part, so Stop!
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Exactly.
"If I want your opinion I'll beat it out of you." - _MAD_Caesar_
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