Zombie Apocalypse

[logically]

In all seriousness I would survive for sure.

Me and my bud got a definite plan for survival.

and we are both armed to the teeth.

We are gonna rendevous somewhere very intelligent and suruvive there....

of course it depends on which movies zombies we are talking about too...

are we talking about slow moving unintelligent zombies like night of the living dead?

or fast strong intelligent zombies like I am Legend? (not techinically zombies, but close enough)

because if they are fast and strong and intelligent than we might have a lot of problems.

[AbbyRoad]

fast zombies im fucked. slow zombies im gonna be a survivor.

and i think zombies would start of at what ever speed that persons muscles allow. then the speed of the zombie would decrease as the muscles are damaged from the efforts. that being said, the zombie would actually have to be undead. and the body stopping all its regenerating miracles we take for granted.
if the zombie-ism is started through some virus and the human remains alive then they could achieve any speed i suppose.

[Grrrl]

yes that makes sense, I reckon they would be able to run as fast as their body allowed-given all limbs were intact at time of zombification- eg a person with no legs would just be a zombie with no legs. but they would probably not be affected by pain, loss of stamina or being tired, because they are driven purely by an insatiable lust for brains and blood, so they could probably maintain a high speed for a longer duration of time than a normal uninfected human being. Although, because they are dead, surely they would only last as long as it took their body to degrade?

[(weedguru)scarf]

Person : snoop dogg because he is gangsta.
Weapon : who needs weapons if I have weed and food...wait do zombies get stoned? And if they do are their munchies people or candy?

[Grrrl]

the latter would be much more preferable!! Maybe they would eat jelly babies *da dum tis* I know it was awful but I couldnt help myself

[Gorecore]

I'd want her on my side during a zombie apocalypse:



And this would be my weapon of choice...somewhat slow, but effective:

[Bubbles]

I'd want her on my side during a zombie apocalypse:



And this would be my weapon of choice...somewhat slow, but effective:

im tellin, yall... Alice has the best zombie killing weapon ever, right in this picture.

[AbbyRoad]

^ i agree
thats pretty much the type of machete i lust for

[(weedguru)scarf]

i watched her on an HD LED tv... it was weird...