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Post by Weedguru Higher »

I like the money
which is why I work
it must be the same for you
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Post by Caro »

Higher, you should know
The form is five, seven, five!
So please make them right.


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Post by Weedguru Higher »

What?......Geez...thats silly...I knew that and was trying very hard to make it right but I still forgot and screwed up. I would have failed poetry ages ago!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Caro »

It comes from the translation...apparently the form is notably asthetic in asian language.

Don't let that stop you
From writing another one
It is not that hard.
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Post by asherz »

smoke is rising high
the rings of euphoria
the best remedy


[think thats right...never got into haiku!]
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Post by Funk Doctor »

I can't write haiku,
It's fucking difficult and...
Wait, I just wrote one.
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Post by blazed »

im no good either
im quite suprised i wrote this
did i count it right?
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Post by potbunny »

yes you did count right
are these really poems tho?
they are sentances
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Post by Caro »

These are sentences,
because we are all stoned.
Here are some good ones.

"the moon flutters
in the evening breeze
there in the water"

"Night surrounding me,
Wind howling through leafless trees -
I quicken my steps."

So as you can see,
haiku can be good poetry
if you're poetic.
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Post by weedguru_asmodeus »

gettin tired, soon bed
sleep for hours, refresh myself,
resting my tired head.

wake up before nine
into my breakfast I delve
then the day is mine
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I'm not vegan coz
I love animals, I am
because I hate plants! :twisted:
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my day is boring
i need a quick pick me up
i'll smoke weed tonight

my brother just called
party at his place later
i'm gettin' f*cked up
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balance beam board bounce
Tight lithe grace, coiled force, breath held
balance caught, release
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Post by Caro »

and then it was me
dancing, grooving, and Slug
The finest emcee...

A thousand bodies
packed together and bouncing
Slug's the fuckin man!!!!
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Post by herbal stu »

Day dawns I want more,
Finds a reefer tokes it up,
Day now aint a bore!
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Reap your life like you want to recognise all you have come to!
When I stamp it on your forehead
So you will never forget that you're a reject,
And you're no one little impotent one!
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