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I dont know, Im pretty confident in my street fighting abilities. I aient one to say fist to fist, They're aient no rules ina fight, If im getting my ass wooped ima find whatever it takes to woop your ass.

Like before dude threw a fuckign brick at my head and ended up hittin my back and shit, Im down for that shit.
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Bro, I faught a dude before that had a high belt in karate and knows tae kwon doe. I wooped the bitch's ass. He tryed to do one of them spin kick things, Wasnt that hard to back up half a foot before i got hit, Grabbed his foot and threw him straight to the ground. Stomped his ass on the spot.

Fuck martial arts.. :P
That guy wasn't a very good fighter then, if you properly execute a roundhouse, you will either hit your opponent in the head, or break his arm as he tries to block it. That's why everyone wears padding and helmets in sparring and official duels. And if somehow you manage to grab hold of my foot, I have ways of making you let go before you can say "Haha, got you now!"

Shit, you could draw a knife on me and I'd probably still win. Knives, bats, sticks, bricks, I've learned how to dodge and counter all of that.
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Your pretty cocky bro, When you decide to come to my town to beat me in some pool :roll: , We'll have to go at it one on one in the ring bro. :P
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Ill box ya funk doc!?
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I'll be kicking asses and taking names :lol:
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When it comes to fighting you just gotta have balls. No skills, size, strenght can help you in a fight against someone with balls and a brain, that's my expirience.
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And who do you think would win in a fight between a guy with balls and brain, and a guy with balls, brain and skills?

Twist it anyway you want, but a trained martial artist will always beat an untrained opponent.
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Weedguru Funk Doctor wrote:Twist it anyway you want, but a trained martial artist will always beat an untrained opponent.
even if the untrained opponent has a gun?

what is it about this thread? i can literally feel the bullshit flowing out of it

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dont get me wrong..you guys must all be Bruce Lee incarnate walking around smoking pot for all i know
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Tis no bullshit Mr. Astericks man I am a boxer. Not a martial arts person but a boxer. Ive been in countless number of unsactioned fights which Ive always came up on top of and Ive been in 6 sanctinoed fights all ending in KO. dont say something isnt real until youve expierenced it or seen it.
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Weedguru Funk Doctor wrote:Twist it anyway you want, but a trained martial artist will always beat an untrained opponent.
what is it about this thread? i can literally feel the bullshit flowing out of it
okay then, here's what you do. go to a kickboxing school and challenge a random fighter. i bet you'll feel a whole lot of bullshit flowing out of your broken body after he's done with you :lol:
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* wrote:
Weedguru Funk Doctor wrote:Twist it anyway you want, but a trained martial artist will always beat an untrained opponent.
even if the untrained opponent has a gun?

what is it about this thread? i can literally feel the bullshit flowing out of it

:wink:

dont get me wrong..you guys must all be Bruce Lee incarnate walking around smoking pot for all i know
Ahahahaha i love you man, but for fucks sake change your name back to Purple Monkey you **** :lol:
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Weedguru Funk Doctor wrote:And who do you think would win in a fight between a guy with balls and brain, and a guy with balls, brain and skills?

Twist it anyway you want, but a trained martial artist will always beat an untrained opponent.
All I know is I have this friend, he's short, skinny, weak...BUT, whenever he got into a fight, no meather how big, skillful or whatever he was, the short guy kicked his ass. He is so fast and knows exactly what he is doing, cause he's been in the situation a million times before and has balls. While the big, scary-looking, martial arts guy gets scared and shocked like a bitch and gets his ass kicked. Also, I kicked this martial arts guy's ass too (he didn't even get the chance to show his skills), so fighting skills aren't all learned while training martial arts. It takes real expirience and balls too.
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Post by BUDA »

For me what it can really come down to is the mentality of the person. Im a lover not a fighter but if someone fucks with me i have no hesitation to stamp on there head. i mean yes of course these martial Arts would give an advantage to a person. But it's not the Be all and End all of a fight.
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Why i could give a fuck less about martial arts is that everytime i get in a fight i fight like im fighting for my life. I watch they're every move and fight all out. Ima big dude, Strong, And have been in so many fights i know damn well how to take dudes out. Ive been nicknmaed the "pitbull" because i jus charge mother fuckers. I dont expect a fight to last more then one or two punches. If i get one punch on you, The fight is over. That one hitter quitter shit, Droppin dimes on fools. I dont hesitate and will fuck you up. Walk up to them be like its all good bro dont worry, Go to shake they're hand and otuta the blue a right hook to the temple and they're down.

Ive kncoked dudes out one punch a few times and i remeber this one dude collapsed right into me, I honesttly thought i killed him. Still dont know this day, I jus jetted the fuck outta there.
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