I Have a Killer Bong That Costs 5 Bux its all in supermarket

[bongo]

hey everybody im new to weed and i spend all of my time perfecting wut i do so since i smoke weed i had to make a perfect bong and heres how
by the way im reeeely high on dramamine right now i snorted 5 so if this doesnt make sense just think like ur hi and it will all come together

1: go to supermarket with 5-7 bux
2: buy a small bottle of gatorade or other plastic botteled likuid(1.00)
3: buy a crappy plastic broom with a hollow plastic handle(1.99)
4: buy a tea ball its a little metal ball(3.99)
5: buy a fat pack of gum or if u have it at ur house plumbers putty(50cent)
5: buy a lighter(50cents)
6: buy foil(79cents)
6:go home
7: cut a small hole in side of bottle towards bottom and stick scissors in and hold them closed and twist them till they make a smallllllll hole
8: stick in the crappy broom handle that u sawed off so its smaller
9:wrap the foil around the crappy broom handle until u get a small tube
10: then wrap the top of the foil tube around the bottom of the bottom of the tea ball cus the tea ball acts as a little cup for ur white widow weed
11: then use the gum u chewed up to seal off where the crappy broom handle connects to the plastic bottle and where it connects to the foil extension
12: then u have to if u have any in ur home tape the crappy broom handle closer in to the bottle if not wutever
13: then u have to put ur white widow weed in the socket
14: then get ur lighter and "modify" it so the flame burns higher to modify it take off the little cap where the flame pops up then lift the thing that makes the flame higher and slide it over as far as it will go this will allow more butane to go into it and it will also make the lighter kinda like a blowtorch
15: then u put ur white widow weed in the socket
16: then u light it with ur lighter blow torch
17: then u unscrew the top of ur bong take a long hit
18:then u screw the top back on
19: repeat as nesecary
20: get ur best friend and go surf

wow thats alot of shit if someone will tel me how to post piks ill take a pic of my bong and then u guys can see how it really is have fun if u have kuestions post em

[Midnight Toker]

Better idea.

Go to school, go into a science lesson. Look around in the cupbards, you will almost definately find a thing hollow metal pipe somewhere. Steal it (£0) Get biggest plastic measuring tub you can find. Steal that (£0) Get a metal thimble (i had one in my house, but it won't cost more than £1 to buy) cut the top off it. Cut a round shape the same size as the fattest end of the thimble off a old metal stereo speaker (if you don't have and old broken stereo, find a person who is easily blagged and use theirs £0)

Burn a hole at the bottom of the measuring tube and poke the metal pipe through it to make the hole. Attach the thin end of the thimble to one end of the metal pipe with blue tac. Push the circle of speaker into the other end of the thimble until it stay there on its own. Burn in rush hole and seal up any air hole with tape. And there you have it, perfect bong for a quid, £2 at the most.

[bongo]

cool idea man i think im gonna make a cool gravity bong so then when i move to huntington beach this week me and skye and easton can have a celebration

[chillinjams]

Get a peanut butter jar(plastic) and screw the top on it make a small hole put some tubing in the hole it theres any room use gum or caulk. Then get a highliter and burn a hole in the side of the jar put it in and fill her up with water, then light.

[bongo]

lol thats such a col idea

[weedguru tom]

if you do steal from a lab, remember to sterilyise the equipment first ppl

[flynn]

20: get ur best friend and go surf

hahaha i like this one!

[Midnight Toker]

if you do steal from a lab, remember to sterilyise the equipment first ppl

Really? I thought the chemicals might get you more fucked

Nah, had to be done, you dunno what weirdo shit the stuff from our schools had in it.

[tankooo1]

you dunno what weirdo shit the stuff from our schools had in it.

last time i did a chemistry lab i came to school blown off my ass. i spilt this chemical all over my hand and it felt really weird, like slippery as hell - so i kept playin with it. my teacher then tells the entire class to be carefull, because the chemical we were using dissolves your skin into a gel, and that you cant feel it happening.

...

[flynn]

wtf?

[AcEx0fxSpAd3s]

if you do steal from a lab, remember to sterilyise the equipment first ppl

Really? I thought the chemicals might get you more fucked

Nah, had to be done, you dunno what weirdo shit the stuff from our schools had in it.

yeah but the frog eyes wont