Weedguru song

herbal stu · Post by **herbal stu** » Tue Mar 02, 2004 6:02 pm

I smoked from a BIG FAT BUBBLY BOUNCIN BONGOMATICBUCKET DIDDLY DEE DA A SHORT ONE A TALL ONE ONE THAT SEDS U OF YA HEAD SING ALONG AND HIT YOUR BONG AND THEN YOU'LL UNDERSTAND!!!

DUM DE DUM DE DUM DE DUM

AND ONCE AGAIN

I smoked from a....[THIS IS WHERE YOU COME IN!]

Weedguru Cusmar · Post by **Weedguru Cusmar** » Tue Mar 02, 2004 6:29 pm

i smoked from a pipe, twas some propper good shite, n now there's no gas in my light. So smoke sum shite, to save u gettin in a fight and soon u'll b as high as a kite.

clashcityrocker · Post by **clashcityrocker** » Tue Mar 02, 2004 10:09 pm

(insert guitar solo here)

flynn · Post by **flynn** » Wed Mar 03, 2004 3:47 am

this song is cool! *plays air guitar....poorly*

Hughgro · Post by **Hughgro** » Wed Mar 03, 2004 9:40 pm

*face melting drum solo*

herbal stu · Post by **herbal stu** » Thu Mar 04, 2004 12:58 am

Now in comes the rest of the weedguru boards with no instruments but powerful vocals like...

Devilofdahighsky · Post by **Devilofdahighsky** » Thu Mar 04, 2004 5:56 am

Weedle dum dee *censor* please, Give me dat cash I'll pass dat weed, give some snow I'll pass dat DRo, roll it up, light it up, stimulatin smoke it up, Pass the weed while I fuck this bitch, Grab her hair while I hit this shit. --

HOLD UP!!! THIS ONES FUCKED UP. REWIND>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.

Smokin' weed like oxygen,/ Drinkin' Liq lioke medicine,/ Go 2 da sto' peach optimo,/ Drive down da street find me a ho,/ Take her 2 da crib,suck on her Tit-T's,/ Ask her if she ever had choc-late dickmeat./ Run da bitch thru then smoke some dRO/ Kick da ho out, then pick up da phone,/ Order chinese from da chinese ho./ When she come deliver, take da food and her clothes./ Put her on da flo' then run da ho./ Stop please, Stop please, Give me some mo'./

limit · Post by **limit** » Thu Mar 04, 2004 6:13 am

*Chorus*

Weeeeeeeeeeddd....booooongsss......soooooonnngggss...

Reapeat x 4

flynn · Post by **flynn** » Thu Mar 04, 2004 9:37 am

iiiiiiiiiiii lloooooovvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeee bbboooonnnnnggggsssss bbuuuuccckkkeeetttts bbblllluuunnntttssss spplliiffffffffssssss oooofffffff hhhhhhhaaaaaaiiiiirrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyy ffffffffffffffaaaaaaaaaaattttttttt bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbuuuuuuuuuuuudddddddddddddddddssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!

stnoed · Post by **stnoed** » Thu Mar 04, 2004 11:28 pm

Devilofdahighsky wrote:Weedle dum dee *censor* please, Give me dat cash I'll pass dat weed, give some snow I'll pass dat DRo, roll it up, light it up, stimulatin smoke it up, Pass the weed while I fuck this bitch, Grab her hair while I hit this shit. --

HOLD UP!!! THIS ONES FUCKED UP. REWIND>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.

Smokin' weed like oxygen,/ Drinkin' Liq lioke medicine,/ Go 2 da sto' peach optimo,/ Drive down da street find me a ho,/ Take her 2 da crib,suck on her Tit-T's,/ Ask her if she ever had choc-late dickmeat./ Run da bitch thru then smoke some dRO/ Kick da ho out, then pick up da phone,/ Order chinese from da chinese ho./ When she come deliver, take da food and her clothes./ Put her on da flo' then run da ho./ Stop please, Stop please, Give me some mo'./

=I

do you 'freestyle' often in school

Caro · Post by **Caro** » Thu Mar 04, 2004 11:43 pm

lol...sorry dude but that rap was awful. Try not to be so mysogenistic next time - that will get you in trouble here. By me. That's right, I will punish you so severely you will wish you never said the words "chocolate dickmeat".

Ok I probably won't do that but please refer to the FAQ and censor yourself before you print such offensive, poorly written and sexist material.

Sorry, maybe I'll add some song lyrics of my own later. I just can't be assed to right now.

Weed-iculous · Post by **Weed-iculous** » Sat Apr 03, 2004 2:19 am

o realy i thought u could say anything u want. well then i hav to rethink wat i was gunna say.

ok here it is: woowooooo take the papes, cut the bud, hit that shit like elmer fudd. ur high. high as the sky, i fly. but its weed so i klnow i wont die......... yes im high.(take it)

Fear 2 Stop · Post by **Fear 2 Stop** » Sat Apr 03, 2004 2:29 am

You know, I actually *write* music. I should put one of these to music, and put it up here.

GodHand Kronix · Post by **GodHand Kronix** » Sat Apr 03, 2004 4:18 am

WAKA WAKA

Smoke
The bong
It desires you
You desire it
The bong
Smoked

DO YOU FEEL THE IN AND OUT!!! Maybe you have to be high to get it...

stnoed · Post by **stnoed** » Sat Apr 03, 2004 4:19 am

yeah dude, that sucked =[

chocolate dickmeat?

what a fuckin buzzkill

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