How to make a very real looking + hard hitting bong

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I made a nice bong that looks like a real acyrlic bong a few days ago

you'll need: 1. One of thos cups that you get on cruises, i think they're called yard cups or something, they're wide at the bottom then they get smaller and form a tube in the middle and get wide at the top again. if you've ever been on a cruise, chances are you have one. 2. the bes thing to use for a bowl is a glass slide. you can get them at hed shops. if you don't have access to one you can use anything that works. 3. some hot glue + hot glue gun 4. a hack saw 5. some sort of metal tube that your slide can fit into. 6. electrical tape

Directions: cut of the top of the bong that is wide. then wrap electrical tape around the top of the part you cut off so there isn't any sharp or jagged edges that will cut around your mouth. heat up the part of the cup that you want to have the bowl in, then while its still hot jam the metal tube through it at a downward angle and then glue it in place. make sure that your slide doesn't touch the bottom of the cup and isn't too far above the bottom either. it should be in the spot where you don't have to put too much water in. then insert the slide into the metal pipe, if there isn't a seal then you can put som hot glue around the edge of the pipe so no normal air dilutes your smoke. fill it with water, load a bowl, and smoke till you can feel your brain melting.

I apologize if my directions are hard to understand... im too blazed to understand whats going on. Ill take some pictures of it next time my parents r gone and try to figure out how to post them.
by the way, can somebody tell me how to post pictures?