PLAN before you smoke: you cant even find your hands when your fucken bent so how do ya find your thoughts?
pre buy munchies: buy your munchies before you smoke just work out how much bud you will be havin and how hungry you get then just buy em and if ya want hot munchies pre order the pizza so then you can end up with a nice steaming hot pizza on your door but a suprise too if your so ripped you forgot you ordered it! how sweet. just remeber to give the pizza guy cones instead of a tip give the pizza guy cones because then not only will you have one steaming pizza but the pizza guy will go home steaming too and ya gotta give the guy a break i mean he prob gets shit pay and a hardass boss thats works his ass so add some spice to the pizza boy's life! just remeber not to spend the pizza money
drunk people: i hate them i hate them I HATE THEM. i cant stand drunk people at parties when im stoned i have nothin agaisnt alcho but when im stoned and chillin i dont want loud irritating sleazy people hanging round me especially if i dont know them because it can lead to "stoner rage" which i experianced last night. this guy thought it would be funny to kick me in the head while i was stoned sitting on the couch really relaxed eating pizza icecream coke chips ect ect.(munchies) and watchin my fav t.v. show
well i went nutz i got up out of the couch ran after him smashed his head into one of the wall and started punching him i just went nutz as you would too if you were interupted as i was( who the fuck dose that cunt think he is) anyway he was bleeding on the ground and i went back to watchin t.v.make sure it aint too noisey and make sure you have something comfotable to sleep on coz it totally sux when you wake up on the floor!!! also some dvd's are good to watch let me reccomend cheech and chong oh my god i nerly suffocated laughin watchin that shit i was so high.
well hope my info has helped you it sure helps me when i get high!!
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