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Kronix wrote:
tom wrote:if its rainin` cuz god is cryin` what if the kid asks why is it snowin` haha
god was cryin and had to shit at the same time? i duno haha
So commonly shit is white lol... tell him... god was "doing the bad thing you do at night with your pee-pee." Tell them he was doing it to throw snow on the bad little boys and girls who do it.
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[img]http://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~chenj/brucelee/images/brucelee.jpg[/img]
R.I.P

*Insert witty remark here*
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maddox is the funniest cunt in the world. the one about his girlfriend changing his oil is the funniest one. or maybe the one about the little kids drawings. if youve never been to that website go there!
"Kevin Bacon... Whats he shakin?"
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"Oi man, just nizzle it,"
My friend said that when we were high. It was one of the funniest things i have ever heard. we were smoking and i was taking ages to take the cone.
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tom wrote:if its rainin` cuz god is cryin` what if the kid asks why is it snowin` haha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH THATS COMEDY RIGHT THERE

whoa that was mad funny, i got it tom dont worry.. the other ppl are too high to figure it out

hahahahah boy that god hes a tricky one.. to bad he's fake.. haha
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please explain.

that reminds me of a time in primary school. ah well for another day i guess! ay old chaps! ay ay you old sea biscuits. stupid movie.
"Kevin Bacon... Whats he shakin?"
Me whilst stoned
"Oi man, just nizzle it,"
My friend said that when we were high. It was one of the funniest things i have ever heard. we were smoking and i was taking ages to take the cone.
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If in doubt... Pull it out..
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