Talk to ur parents on da fon when ur all smoking

[LiGhTuP]

This actually happened about a month ago, but I havent got around 2 posting the story till now. At the time I was at my mates and we were blazing with sum bud. Suddenly my mum rings me on my fon and starts asking me whether I wanted picking up (I took her up on that cuz I didnt fancy a 6km walk back home at 1am). So then my mate yells out pass the bong man! My mum heard his little bitch voice and started saying r you guys smoking. I think u are, im coming right now 2 get yu. She started ranting on about some other crap, so I just hung up.

The worst part was I was so fucked up I thought she was joking. Turns out she wasnt. About 10 minutes later I hear her pull up outside my mates place and walk round to his back room (where we all hang out). We had the bong, weed, lighter, pipe and all this shit out and the room stank like shit. Lucky we'd left the latch on the door. So we closed it, cleaned everything up, while tripping ova eachother (I nearly went through the window lol) and my mate sprayed some air freshner all round. So I come out, my breath still stinking and my mum starts questing me. I dunno if you guys ever been in a situation where someone talks and you coudnt tell them a single word of what theyd been saying. I had absolutely no idea what my mum said - none at all. So I just went on saying some crap about my mate had said Drum not bong and she heard it wrong. She ended up believing me but she's been a bit suspicious since then. So yeah, moral of the story. If you're with mates doing anything you shoudn't be doing, make sure you get to a place where its safe to talk on the phone.

Peace

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If im smoking alone and my aprents are home i tend to try and cover up by acting really dignified. Like my mum was in the kitchen and i walked in with my head held up and tried talk to her normally when she asked me about soemthing. It aws ok but i was floating around the kitchen eating wagon wheels and putting stuff in the dishwasher really airily. She poretty much knows when i have been smoking, she doesn't say much but she hints.