Chong Marm

[ManVsYard]

Drug War agent
making fun of Chong,
for his crime spree, of
selling i-net bongs.

What happened next,
hits the top ten list.
The "proud cop" invoked
"Reefer Maddness!"

His rants of psychosis,
were really quite absurd.
It seemed that Tommy C.
would get in, just one word.

I laughed so hard
I almost thru up.
When I heard Sister
Mary Elephant,
scream "SHUT-UP!"