weedguru awards 2011

[weedguru_animal]

Dear Weedguru members,

Its that time of year when temperatures rise, friends become enemies as much as enemies become friends, clandestine arrangements are made in smoke filled rooms by cigar chugging silhouettes in the shadows...the world cup is popular, apparently watched by tens of millions the world over, people have been known to die in the thousands due to the results. BUT...there can be only ONE competition, for which every creature, great and small, from the sewer hovels of Delhi to the corgi lined corridors of buckingham palace, cares for immensely...obviously, I am talking about...

THE WEEDGURU AWARDS.

your chance to show your allegiances, your contempt, your ego, your blood-lust, your sexual perversions. And so much more.

Its the usual suspects as categories, with a slight alteration or three...why change a winning formula? But there is one major difference this year. An incentive for the drop-outs, the freaks, the human vermin rightly ostracised by all us Righteous folk, those foul fiends who normally steer clear of the polling station after turning their back on high level politics many generations ago...WE HAVE PRIZES.

I began this newsletter with a photo of what the prospective winner of 'favourite poster' will be wearing, through hell and high water, after the competition has concluded to a likely bloody conclusion. There will also be some minor prizes, for winners of the other categories...


So, without further ado, head lets begin the slaughter...

I wish you all rotten luck, as I want that cap...and I have an inkling I will win it, as yet again, my faithful Chinese blood-hound will take charge of the vote counting process.

Fondly,
Brimming with fire and brimstone as always,
Your commander in chief,

Herr Animal...

(a newsletter with these same details will be sent this week, along with other useful information)
Award Categories:
Favourite Poster

Worst Poster/ member you would have scalped were you king (or queen)

Member you would turn to if global apocalypse became reality

Most aware of The Way The World Works Member

Weedguru Poet Laureate

Most volatile member

Most profound/Insightful Member

Funniest Member

Member you would most like to share a J with

Member who has made the greatest contribution to the forums

Best newcomer

RULES:
One vote per category. None of this 'well, i like X, y, and z' bullshit...one category, one vote. be harsh and judicious.
Votes will be tallied at the end of April, up until which, you may change/edit your votes as you see fit.
Counting of votes will be undertaken by a third party canine, named Rat.
Prizes will be sent by post, in the first week of May.
Any votes NOT for ANIMAL, for the poet laureate award, will be discarded, and the member voting in such an obviously offensive way, will be not just banned, but shot...

[J O E]

shit... i cant vote this year


good luck fags

[weedguru_animal]

well...many thanks for your ultra constructive input, JOE...but may i ask...why can you not vote?

[J O E]

i feel like i dont know this place anymore... i havent kept up

[cutthecashflow]

Favourite Poster
Ikku

Worst Poster/ member you would have scalped were you king (or queen)
J O E

Member you would turn to if global apocalypse became reality
Abby

Most aware of The Way The World Works Member
Stoner Chris

Weedguru Poet Laureate
Animal

Most volatile member
Blacky

Most profound/Insightful Member
Grrrrl

Funniest Member
Gorecore


Member you would most like to share a J with
Scarf

Member who has made the greatest contribution to the forums
Higher

Best newcomer
Sugarstalker

Realize the rule of only posting one person per category made this a much more difficult competition, but it was an excellent idea. The only true way to win an award eh? There were plenty of other members that could have easily fell into each category.

Cheers!

[andriaSRH]

*Revised* I decided to get high and do this instead.

Favourite Poster
abbyroad ...We pretty much live the same life. I always read her posts...... Abby is just awesome, fuck you If you don't think so too

Worst Poster/ member you would have scalped were you king (or queen)
blacky...I've never wanted to strangle someone so much in life. It still astonishes me how people can say his posts actually had substance to them. Wow..paragraphs full of insults and shit he Googled. Some of you are a total fail.....

Member you would turn to if global apocalypse became reality
falkon... guns! Plus we could get high on a mountain or some shit haha.

Most aware of The Way The World Works Member
mate....The Ghandi of our generation.

Weedguru Poet Laureate
animal....But really who ever goes to the Poetry Section anymore? Lol jk jk

Most volatile member
flow....Takes "telling it like it is" to the extreme.


Most profound/Insightful Member
ikku...Back in the day when he was a more active poster than I was I always remember reading his posts and thinking he was a pretty cool dude. His straightforwadness is what makes him so profound imo. No beating around the bush.

Funniest Member
gore...Makes me laugh everytime I log in.

Member you would most like to share a J with
*sorry had to change my vote*
abby...... Normally I like to smoke by myself..but yea..Abby seems like a chill chick who I would talk to and be comfortable around. Guess you could say I'm gay for Stabbo lmfao.

Member who has made the greatest contribution to the forums
higher.....Breathes the most life into these boards. He needs to come around more.

Best newcomer
sykonot...he talks the most...so he gets my vote ^.^

Honorable Mentions
waffles, scarf, tebulot, venal, ninjette, spri7e, tmd, zero, blunt docta, wiewer discretion, stonerchris, JOE..to anyone I forgot, sorry but hey...asking me to remember things is asking alot.

[wgToonces]

You have to give Gorecore a hat, at least, for winning funniest poster every single year

My votes


Favourite Poster
I actually like reading Stoner Chris' posts the most.

Worst Poster/ member you would have scalped were you king (or queen)
Of 2011? It's gotta be you Flow, no exceptions You know I love ya in the grand scheme of things

Member you would turn to if global apocalypse became reality
Eugene...GUNS baby!

Most aware of The Way The World Works Member
Toonces

Weedguru Poet Laureate
J O E

Most volatile member
Abby

Most profound/Insightful Member
CTCF

Funniest Member
Gorecore

Member you would most like to share a J with
Abby

Member who has made the greatest contribution to the forums
Danimal

Best newcomer
Fuck...Don't know many of the newcomers well...Not of 2011 anyway...I'll vote for whoever the last person voted for...Sugarstalker I believe.

Good luck guize.

P.S.

Where is the "Member who you would most like to be mod next" category?

[SykonoT]

Ty for the vote,I cnt rlly vote bn I stay mainly n the grow threads n Dnt know allot of members yet but I'm trying lol

[J O E]

Realize the rule of only posting one person per category made this a much more difficult competition, but it was an excellent idea. The only true way to win an award eh? There were plenty of other members that could have easily fell into each category.

Cheers!

yea well only one person can be the worst poster and since i wasnt even posting last year it has to be me right?

or is there something else I should know?

[SykonoT]

Favourite Poster
Higher

Member who has made the greatest contribution to the forums
Higher
Best newcomer
Me SykonoT,"I find Ive done more growing,more hashish,hash oil attempted,and I think I did good going from nasty looking plants to beautiful bbies,also I stayed and every one of the other newcomers I met,would start a grow or thread and never come back to the forums

Member you would most like to share a J with

[SykonoT]

Favourite Poster
Higher

Member who has made the greatest contribution to the forums
Higher
Best newcomer
Me SykonoT,"I find Ive done more growing,more hashish,hash oil attempted,and I think I did good going from nasty looking plants to beautiful bbies,also I stayed and every one of the other newcomers I met,would start a grow or thread and never come back to the forums

Member you would most like to share a J with
Higher,for all his help through out my grows and other shit

[Blunt Docta]

SHIT
i want that hat! i would rock that like no other

[SykonoT]

Idk y my post went up twice?but might be from my phone acting up,I'm still on my iPhone as always amd
It's been crazy lately..

And that is a nice ass hat,I'm no poet but if I was I'd love having that to show I'm actually part of something..sOmething i actually like lol "a weed community"

[andriaSRH]

SHIT
i want that hat! i would rock that like no other

It can't be that hard to make. Just take a pic of the logo and a trucker hat to a screen printing store.

[Blunt Docta]

SHIT
i want that hat! i would rock that like no other

It can't be that hard to make. Just take a pic of the logo and a trucker hat to a screen printing store.

yeah this is true, if i ever make, i will post on here
what if we made policy where all official WG members get a hat, and ppl wear it around the world that might really spread WG around, like a form of advertisement