.... a random sex menace with a cow poo fetish rocks up on the news, I shit you not (excuse the pun). not my usual post, but something i felt worthy of sharing nevertheless...
Might not wanna read it through if you have a weak stomach and you are currently or have recently eaten.
A man found naked in a field amongst cow dung and mud had been sexually pleasuring himself, a court has heard.
It was the same farm he had returned to over a period of seven years.
He was discovered on Saturday by a child of the family on land at Woodbury House Farm, Tolgus Mount, Redruth.
When police officers arrived soon after, they found him covered in a large amount of slurry and mud, in a quagmire, surrounded by tissues.
This is the third time that he has appeared in court for this kind of behaviour.
There is a history of his visiting this particular farm seeking sexual gratification while immersed in cow dung and mud,” she said. “This is the only place he seeks to gratify himself in this particular manner. It goes back seven years.”
The Roth family had suffered because of his behaviour, she went on, as it had affected their quality of life and their children who had been part of what was going on.
“The family have to regularly check their livestock, outbuildings and equipment, as he has masturbated in a muck spreader and set fire to outbuildings, killing livestock in frustration when they cleaned out their farm equipment in an attempt to stop him from this lewd and obscene habit.”
I know, its sick. I just keep trying to work out why, there must be some reason he goes there specifically, what would make some one do that? I guess we'll never really know though..
This reminds me of Charlie Murphys stand up..."There are so many people on the Earth...you can think of the most fucked up thing and there is a good chance there is someone out there doing it."
I'm not gonna bash the dude, he likes what he likes.I like yogurt up my ass and a popsicle stick in my mouth.
Computer games don't affect kids. I mean, if Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we would all be running around darkened rooms, munching magic pills, and listening to repetitive electronic music.
A warrior may choose pacifism, all others are condemned to it.
