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[Gorecore]

ha ha ha! Something funny/cool just happened!

A local alternative/rock/metal radio station is one of my 'friends' on Facebook. They posted a silly querie about "Where can a guy get some cheap liposuction?" and I replied, "I have 5 feet of rubber tubing and an aquarium air pump."

Between songs, the DJ said he asked that question online and said, "Keith MacDonald has some rubber tubing and an aquarium air pump...now the question is, how much do I pay him for the service?"

Heh heh, cool...my name was on the radio!

[Viewer_Discretion]

yes and i hate bananas normally :/

I had a guy who was doing a world record thing for charity and he was singing for days and he gave me a shout out on my birthday.
It makes you feel kinda like a kid dosnt it?

[weedguru_waffles]

yay! I'm not the only one who doesn't like bananas!!

[Gorecore]

I have never enjoyed bananas, either!

[TokinDaily]

i like mangos

[Viewer_Discretion]

There should be an anti Banana club here!!!!
Usally people really like banana.


I don't mind the bread. Still the texture and over look of a fresh phallus shaped fruit is not appealing...

It could have been worse.

[Gorecore]

Oh! I forgot that I love banana bread and banana chip muffins! I just don't like eating a whole banana!

"You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds!"

[andriaSRH]

Bananas are good..banana flavored candy needs to go away.

[AbbyRoad]

i hate the texture of bananas but love the flavor
so i eat anything made with bananas as long as there isnt chunks of whole banana in it

banana chips are the bomb

[Gorecore]

I sent a nice message to a fairly random woman on Facebook a few hours ago and we've been chatting it up ever since!

She's really pretty, an animal lover, she's single with one kid, and she lives relatively close to me.

I've been single for exactly a year this month...no sex at all during that time, too. I'm kinda fired up about this!

[andriaSRH]

Yea Gore, get some! Unst Unst Unst.

[Viewer_Discretion]

Yea Gore, get some! Unst Unst Unst.

I agree jump on it. lol not so literally.

[andriaSRH]

Have her jump on it

[AbbyRoad]

ill be the downer here....

be careful gorebear
we dont want any willy woman taking advantage of your kind heart

[Gorecore]

Well, she's had her heart broken twice in the last few years...so I think she'll be gentle with me.

I know I'll be gentle with her...unless she likes it rough! Bow chika bow bowwwww!