Weedguru Higher wrote:I just cleaned out my toaster and found 2 loonies (canadian dollar coins) in the crumb tray![]()
How they got there is beyond me
The weirdest shit seems to happen to you man...
Awesome story-
I got off the train at the mall today as usual, was walking behind an elderly couple towards the escalator up to the mall and noticed the woman drop her purse on the ground. Now, this particular woman could not have possibly, in the entire fathomable infinity of bundling up, been more bundled up. The mittens she was wearing looked like fuzzy ass boots on her hands... She looked fucking ridiculous. So anyway, her purse slips out of her left hand onto the ground, I wait for her to stop and pick it up but she never does. She simply keeps on walking. So I'm standing there listening to slipknot, trying not to laugh my ass off at this human fuzzball, and trying to decide if the comedic value is worth this poor woman losing her purse and its contents.. Everybody seems to notice it happen, but no one picks it up. So now I'm actually laughing my ass off along with a couple other younger people. So I follow this woman whom I can only assume was her husband into the mall about 50 paces when she makes a dive for her wallet and realizes it doesn't exist any longer... So I belt a big genuine "HA HA HA HA HA HA" and catch her eye as I pass, give her a wink and continue on my way. Call me an asshole but that made my day.



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