Free lawyer consultations??

[Gorecore]

Go to a law firm, tie up the receptionist...or duck tape her to a bathroom sink, then make your way into the lawyers office.

Easy peasy.

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Don't forget to ask him about a patent for kitten mittons! Meeee-yow!

[Bubbles]

Go to a law firm, tie up the receptionist...or duck tape her to a bathroom sink, then make your way into the lawyers office.

Easy peasy.

Not to be sexist, but alot of women really struggle understanding the difference between Duck and Duct, don't they, lol.

duck tape is a brand of duct tape.

[Weedguru Higher]

Go to a law firm, tie up the receptionist...or duck tape her to a bathroom sink, then make your way into the lawyers office.

Easy peasy.

Not to be sexist, but alot of women really struggle understanding the difference between Duck and Duct, don't they, lol.

duck tape is a brand of duct tape.

It's not as good as the real stuff

[Bubbles]

its just another brand of duct tape, it IS the real stuff.

[Weedguru_Fire_Inside]

woah, well that shuts me up, lol. you weirdos with your duck tape.

[Weedguru_Falkon]

Anyway..
Does anyone have any other experiences/advice? My friend and I found a website to lookup names/court cases. His is in there, saying that so far the case has been "dismissed without prejudice," apparently meaning that the case has been temporarily closed, and that they're working to build up another, possibly stronger case against him. My name and case number isn't in the system... These people are a bunch of fuckheads. Calling the PD, still NO one knows ANYTHING about my case, except apparently for the "detective" whos working on my case. So far, what I've been hearing, hes trying to do some illegal bullshit. I need a copy of the police report, BEFORE it gets altered.

[cutthecashflow]

^The judicial system is full of red tape man. I've been there and it pisses me off. You need to go to the courthouse and demand answers. Last time I got in trouble for something I didn't do I couldn't get my police report either and I kept getting told to go to different offices. Finally when I got to the right one the lady behind the counter was the biggest cunt in the entire world, she probably assumes whoever comes in there is a criminal.

She absolutely refused to help me out. I snapped right there in the court house and told her what a bitch she was doing and how her actions were not acting in accordance with the law. I told her that I had lots of money (which I didn't) and that I would seek out her job from my lawyer at all costs due to her unwillingness to provide me with legal documents that I was entilited to.

Eventually I got what I came in for. I don't trust anyone in the judicial system with a ten foot stick. The sooner you get that document the better off you will be. Best of luck.

[Weedguru_Falkon]

I'll go to the station in person tomorrow and see about getting it.

[Weedguru_Falkon]

Well, I know I shouldn't be excited before I know the full story, but... I think my friend and I should be ok! Found this online tonight:

11.24.020 Possession of a Controlled Substance 11/05/2010 Dismissed without prejudice 11/22/2010 Class B Misdemeanor
11.20.040 Possession of Drug Paraphernalia 11/05/2010 Dismissed without prejudice 11/22/2010 Class B Misdemeanor

Action Description Action Date
Name Label Printed 11/08/2010 00:00:00
Citation Filed 11/09/2010 10:34:35
Arraignment 11/19/2010 08:30:00 <They held arraignment without him? This was the day he was supposed to go to court, cops said 22nd...
Motion to Dismiss 11/22/2010 15:04:35 <<<<came in on this day, they didn't have anything to say, he left.
Close Case 11/22/2010 15:05:17<<<< ???
SCANNED CASE FILE 11/24/2010 16:50:03<<<< ???

[Weedguru_Fire_Inside]

i think that means they realised they didn't have a leg to stand on.

[WeedGuru_Flow]

jep,seems your off the hook Falkon, rejoice !

[Ziggy]

Hey Falkon, I checked out your post in the 'Weapons' threat, and although I was skeptical at first if you even had a small case if any, it sounds like you might have one. If they are still in possession of your weapons (that are licensed to you), then Id say your chances are pretty good you might be able to stir something up in there.

Have you tried the ACLU ? Other than that I wouldnt know any lawyers specifically that would give away free advice, unless you were willing to go to a university/college with a law program and ask around. Those would be my only two options or advice for you. Hope you stir something up and make those pigs sweat

[Weedguru_Falkon]

Well... I think we got excited a little too soon.
The case was dismissed from the Justice court, and is now in district court. So, contrary to our prior thinking, we're not off the hook. In fact, we're in deeper shit. My friend called the DC yesterday. He was 2 warrants out (because the whole "go in on the 22nd" when he was suppsoed to be there on the 19th... not even his fault! what the fuck), and he's being charged with 2 misdemeanors (one for possession of marijuana, one for paraphernalia) and now, the whole reason it is going from JC to DC, a felony class 3. Not sure exactly what for, but probably this:

(a) An individual adjudged guilty of a felony of the third degree shall be punished by imprisonment in the institutional division for any term of not more than 10 years or less than 2 years.

(b) In addition to imprisonment, an individual adjudged guilty of a felony of the third degree may be punished by a fine not to exceed $10,000.

I can't find where I saw it now, but it says that using a deadly weapon with possession is a felony...
Deadly weapon is defined as:

(17) "Deadly weapon" means:

(A) a firearm or anything manifestly designed, made, or adapted for the purpose of inflicting death or serious bodily injury; or

(B) anything that in the manner of its use or intended use is capable of causing death or serious bodily injury.

So the fuckers are using my guns against him to prosecute him. Doesn't matter that we weren't using them illegally or that they're MINE.
fucking pigs. These people are digging through terrain lower than the deepest layer of the Inferno.

[Bubbles]

wait so your friend doesnt even have a firearm registered to him and was caught with possession, and vice versa yet theyre charging your friend with possession of a deadly weapon with the drug charges on top?

my advice: move to Canada, we may have stricter fire arm laws however it seems to me that Canadian police are much more understanding.

[Weedguru Higher]

They can try charing you or him but it doesn't mean the charges will stick in court. They charge people with as much as they can cause they know some things are gonna be dropped, deals are gonna be made for a lesser charge etc