Funny WG Quotes version 2.0

[Weedguru_RyaNayR]

hmmm, i think it's more like salvia or DMT... but yeah.

it's not very visual, but there's lots of feelings and mental imagery, thoughts and stuff, and ... i don't know....

it's like cleaning a dirty window and you can see everything so clearly... then it starts getting foggy again... or like... stepping into a totally new world that you never knew existed that you've been living below your entire life, but when you come back you can't bring the experiences you had there with you... so like, basically all you know is that there is something out there but no clue what it is and what it's about.... but you have little remnants that stay behind.. artifacts bleed over from the other world...

fuck, i have no idea what i'm talking about man.

[sugarstalker]

it's like he wrote that just to prove the point.

[Weedguru_RyaNayR]

megans doing fine but for a little scorching

if you didn't know he was talking about a plant, you'd be baffled.

[andriaSRH]

whats up people?anyone from ocean city,md

Welcome to the boards man. Stick around..we have cookies.

^ Add yourself to the Weedguru map!

http://www.weedguru.com/forum/viewtopic ... 22&start=0

We gon' find you.

So hide ya kids, hide ya wife
Hide ya kids, hide ya wife

[cutthecashflow]

what happened to the stupid fucking thread ryan made? was it deleted?

By Fire Inside.

I dont know why, but I found this funny.

[SpRi7e]

I lol'd

[andriaSRH]

Green shits are funny! Drink a lot of purple stuff and your shit will come out green! I shit you not!

Gross but it made me laugh

[Weedguru Higher]

How'd this topic go from McDonald's and their happy meal toys to high pressure ass washing?

Because this is Weedguru man

Edit: And we have Bubbles.

[Weedguru_RyaNayR]

Because this is Weedguru man

i just heard your voice!

[andriaSRH]

my fists are indeed deadly weapons

i got both of my hands cut off when i was a fetus, when i was born they gave me symbiotic robot hands, my fists are indeed... deadly weapons...

my FUCK! that should be in a movie! hahaha


EDIT: A movie called "Deadly Weapons"

[andriaSRH]

I actually don't have any arms so there's no way I could even grow in the first place..

You dumb fuck...I knew you were a liar!!!

well thats kind of harsh, not all armless people are dumb...

as an afterthought, I think that may be the reason why the sand on these beaches is so smooth. grandma tits grinding the sand into finer sand... hmmmm

[JokersAce]

I'm thinking something very similar to her hairstyle

Only slightly shorter bangs.

And believe me, I'm not comparing you to Lady Gaga at all. Just tried to find an example of the hairstyle that might look nice on you.[

what the fuck...i thought lady gaga was a tranny??? or have i turned gay?

[pkkupo]

you can smoke, snort, or slam both of em'

in the butt

[SpRi7e]

win

[logically]

rofl I am so glad someone liked that...

it was kind of like a beavis moment...