UN to appoint Earth contact for aliens

[Ziggy]

UN to appoint Earth contact for aliens

THE United Nations was set today to appoint an obscure Malaysian astrophysicist to act as Earth’s first contact for any aliens that may come visiting.

Mazlan Othman, the head of the UN's little-known Office for Outer Space Affairs (Unoosa), is to describe her potential new role next week at a scientific conference at the Royal Society’s Kavli conference centre in Buckinghamshire.

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/b ... 5929498742

[Bubbles]

ohaithar NWO.

also betty and barney hill have already made the first documented contact imo.

[AbbyRoad]

i bet the aliens will not give a shit about who we designated to meet them
they will pick who they communicate with

[Bubbles]

i bet the aliens will not give a shit about who we designated to meet them
they will pick who they communicate with

exactly.

also that would suck to be abducted by aliens.

[AbbyRoad]

i dunno man, theres so many variables

[Bubbles]

i dunno man, theres so many variables

there is an infinite number of variables, because like... what if theyre blobs of goo that use telepathy and they float through space?

[AbbyRoad]

i know man.
and im going to be an optimist and say it has at least a chance of not sucking when your abducted by aliens

[Bubbles]

i know man.
and im going to be an optimist and say it has at least a chance of not sucking when your abducted by aliens

thatd be cool if they could like give us a false world where we could do whatever we wanted as we wanted because anything we wanted would be produced by the aliens or some shit

[AbbyRoad]

dude

[(weedguru)scarf]

UN to appoint Earth contact for aliens

THE United Nations was set today to appoint an obscure Malaysian astrophysicist to act as Earth’s first contact for any aliens that may come visiting.

Mazlan Othman, the head of the UN's little-known Office for Outer Space Affairs (Unoosa), is to describe her potential new role next week at a scientific conference at the Royal Society’s Kavli conference centre in Buckinghamshire.

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/b ... 5929498742

your just trying to get bubbles worked up today arent you ziggy

[Ziggy]

Shhh...you'll ruin my experiment *shifty eyes*

[wgToonces]

Bubbles....Is this you?

[Bubbles]

shh dont tell anyone