Funny WG Quotes version 2.0

[Weedguru Higher]

I dont really know how to advise you to keep your daughter safe from potential older male threats... maybe feed her up loads til she resembles a bowling ball? jk

ROFL!!!

[Blunt Docta]

I thought the clap was when you fuck her so hard doggy style that it makes a clapping sound.

[qwertyuiop]

If anyone wants to know anything else about America just send me your women folk.

[andriaSRH]

Why you so stupid?

its more like im ignorant. i just dont know any better.

I should have told waffles to learn how to smoke a cigarettes first and then you'll be a pro at smoking weed.

I'm just playin'. Don't EVER start smoking! It's a filthy, wretched habit that is totally amazing after a good meal, while drinking alcohol, after having sex, when you first wake up in the morning...

[cutthecashflow]

I love all of you. You're my sex crazed, mushroom chomping, X eatin', coke snortin', weed smokin' little bundles of joy.

[andriaSRH]

Now go pick her up in your Porsche!

what?

[andriaSRH]

^ I donno why I thought that was funny..

Anyways..in the how old are you thread...

Not sure how old i am , hold on lets ask the nurse .....

[Weedguru_RyaNayR]

wow, what's weird is i actually recognise all these quotes! i mean i actually read them all before, in their original topics.... normally i only recognise like 1 or 2 per page, or sometimes per two pages. i guess i've been on the site a lot lately.

[JokersAce]

wow, what's weird is i actually recognise all these quotes! i mean i actually read them all before, in their original topics.... normally i only recognise like 1 or 2 per page, or sometimes per two pages. i guess i've been on the site a lot lately.

*censor* you high.

[Weedguru_RyaNayR]

[wgToonces]

My purpose is to fuck humans. I'd rather eat mushrooms and drop acid if I want to feel like I'm having sex with nature and animals.

funny shit

[Weedguru Higher]

In the Don't do it forum, in a thread entitled 'typing'

don't misspell baked, like don't try to type it in the dark. if you're off by one letter, it spells naked.

[Weedguru_RyaNayR]

^ i was high.

i am high.

[andriaSRH]

does anyone ever feel like their eyes are like Iguana eyes? ya know like the eyes that are like cone shaped...

lolz

[flagg]

qhwn stoned and having a pint when i lift the glass to take a swig it looks like its wobbling from side to side so have to chase it with my lips .. dont half get strange looks from strangers