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Re: The clap

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WeedGuru_Flow wrote:What's the clap ? Syphilis ?? Crabs ?

It's probably some STD.
I was wondering that too, but someone mentionned Herpes so it must be that
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AbbyRoad wrote:tell him to suit up!
condoms were invented for this reason.
O trust me..he does. :twisted:

Gonorrhea is the clap.
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Gross, I didn't even know you could get that from having sex, I thought gonorrhea kicked in when a wound infects and starts to rot. :s
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Re: The clap

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^ No, that's gangrene Flow.... :lol:
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Re: The clap

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Right, I mess those things up cause Guarnere in Band of Brothers get's called gonorrhea as a joke and later on there's a case of gangrene ... yeah.
Computer games don't affect kids. I mean, if Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we would all be running around darkened rooms, munching magic pills, and listening to repetitive electronic music.
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Re: The clap

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i thought the clap was chlamydia
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I thought the clap was when you fuck her so hard doggy style that it makes a clapping sound.
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AbbyRoad wrote:i thought the clap was chlamydia
ding ding ding!
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^ O? I looked it up and it said something else.
JokersAce wrote:I thought the clap was when you fuck her so hard doggy style that it makes a clapping sound.
LMFAO
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but i think we all strayed from the point....which is
use a condom boys and girls
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^If a girl offered to use one of those ridiculous girl condoms, I think I'd take one for the team and suit up...
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Re: The clap

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What's a girl condom?
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andriaSRH wrote:What's a girl condom?
them wierd ass lung-worker wannabe's
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Re: The clap

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its like a condom
but huge and there is a ring in it that suctions it onto the cervix to stay in place. then it just dangles there until the guy puts his dick in
and them im guessing awkward sex ensues
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Re: The clap

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Yeah, I always have at least one 'suit' with me.


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