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[Mate]

the income will be awesome tho =D
it will just fuckin suck as i live trought it.

these moments happens in life. and if you fail em, the rest of your life will be pretty harsh.

[Weedguru Higher]

I bought an inflatable boat with oars for my kid so we've spent all morning basking in the sun and having fun in the water. Just came in for lunch and then we're heading off to play in the rapids in the creek. Gonna have some nice pics later on this afternoon. I bet I'll make a few of you envious!

[Mate]

i hate you all.

[andriaSRH]

No you fucking don't lol


Anywho...I've got the rest of the day off. Donno what I'm gonna do. Probably gonna go hang out with people and let them smoke me up. I wanna jig but I have no money until Tomorrow. I might go play some Halo with my shrimp dealer, he'll probably give me a line for free.

[pkkupo]

Man, I hate that mephedrone (Shrimp/Meow) is so incredible... I'm definitely staying away from it for as long as humanly possible... Probably a month or so...


Can't hate me yet, Mate...


Beautiful day here. Hot, but not too hot. Going golfing at 6pm... Should be nice and cool by then... Just relaxin, smokin, whackin balls... Now you may hate me...


Aside from that though.... I did some laundry today, and left a piece of gum in the pocket of a pair of shorts. So now I have little pink dots all over about 1/4 of my wardrobe... Sweet.

[Bubbles]

^ lol man thats hilarious.


click this link btw
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[Weedguru Higher]

So this afternoon I was out swimming in the creek when all of a sudden I could feel something inside my swim shorts...I'm pretty sure it was a small fish cause we could see them everywhere in the water and well, it felt like one. Fucking gross to say the least...thank god we don't have pirhannas here or I would have lost some precious jewels lol

[Mate]

So this afternoon I was out swimming in the creek when all of a sudden I could feel something inside my swim shorts...I'm pretty sure it was a small fish cause we could see them everywhere in the water and well, it felt like one. Fucking gross to say the least...thank god we don't have pirhannas here or I would have lost some precious jewels lol

hahaha - i once had a small turtle in my bathingsuit. i was like

Uuuh - i found a turtle under my balls ?

i kept it.. named her Goonthere

had it for 3 years =D

[Bubbles]

^ thats honestly quite hilarious

[Mate]

it's the kind of story you try not to share on a blind date.

[Bubbles]

^ experience?

[SpRi7e]

it's the kind of story you try not to share on a blind date.

hahaha, I would love to have that story to tell on a blind date..

'Hello, my name's matt and when I was younger I had a small turtle in my pants so I kept it for 3 years.. What's your name?'

oh shii.. your names matt too isn't it?

[crackrjak]

Great way to find out if she has a sense of humor or not lol

[Mate]

it's the kind of story you try not to share on a blind date.

hahaha, I would love to have that story to tell on a blind date..

'Hello, my name's matt and when I was younger I had a small turtle in my pants so I kept it for 3 years.. What's your name?'

oh shii.. your names matt too isn't it?

My name is Mathieu - french name.

Great way to find out if she has a sense of humor or not lol

Another good way to break ice if you look with girls with a good sense of humor.

hey darling, do you know how much a damn polar bear weights ?
she will (probably) go like. Hum, i dunno
Well, i dunno too but it's sure enough to break the ice.

[(weedguru)scarf]

hahaha... you gay