Funny WG Quotes version 2.0

[Gorecore]

Ah, I get it now!

[AbbyRoad]

i think the joke is....
that those dudes didnt give a fuck about the resin smoking habits of others.
correct me if im wrong

[logically]

I can't wait to see you guys on Judge Judy in a few years!

[andriaSRH]

i can hear a bird sing as it flutters through the amazon.

lol

[pkkupo]

You know you are high when you unpack an item from a box and think you just placed it over on the desk, but really all you did was place it back in the box. Then awhile later you look in the box and say 'wow, I didn't know I had 2 of those", and then suddenly realize you don't and feel retarded

[Weedguru Higher]

Lmfao.

[pkkupo]

all 30yr+ women dig my voice. for some reason. lol

[andriaSRH]

People who pee on the toilet seat and/or leave their pubes on the toilet seat.

im confused... people can take their pubes off?

You know you are high when you unpack an item from a box and think you just placed it over on the desk, but really all you did was place it back in the box. Then awhile later you look in the box and say 'wow, I didn't know I had 2 of those", and then suddenly realize you don't and feel retarded

[andriaSRH]

at least - i bought conditioned air 2 days ago.... i finally can sleep.

Lol, you can buy conditioned air?

Around her we buy air conditioners instead...it's so much easier than carting around canisters of conditioned air

[Weedguru Higher]

oh wells, luckily they have never kept me for long in hospital :p

the food suck, the people sucks, the ambiance sucks, the smells sucks

But the drugs are top quality!

[JokersAce]

I refuse to be administered medications at hospitals unless highly necessary. Maybe it's some psychological thing in my head not wanting to appear weak in front of all the hot nurses. It's fine though because I still leave with a script for some opiates, thus keeping me and the pharmaceutical industry happy.

[Bubbles]

neat.

[andriaSRH]

Sacrifice 4 goats to buffalo bills spirit and then a upload button will appear

Lol so random.

[wgToonces]

Tenacious D------If anyone argues against them I will find out where you live and send you a strongly worded letter!!!

Milk came out my dick.

[andriaSRH]

Be specifical, why do you smoke weed/hash/skunk ?

Women: Can't live with them, can't kill them,