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Post by Funk Doctor »

I have to agree with AFI here. If you're gonna be smoking bowls before a piss test, then you might as well skip the test altogether and apply for welfare right now.
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Post by Ikku »

Welfare? He's not being drug tested for a job, he's being tested for probation. Have fun with that.

Then again there's a good chance it won't show up, especially with a sober week in there. I know a girl who passed a piss test the day after she smoked, but she's pretty small. It depends on a lot of factors.
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Well unless they physically search you before the piss test or WATCH you, which i think is illegal, you can always just bring in one of those contraptions made specifically for this problem. Getting past a urine test is pretty easy
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Post by Funk Doctor »

Since it's a probation piss test, I think they won't be so easy to trick.
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Ikku wrote:Welfare? He's not being drug tested for a job, he's being tested for probation. Have fun with that.

Then again there's a good chance it won't show up, especially with a sober week in there. I know a girl who passed a piss test the day after she smoked, but she's pretty small. It depends on a lot of factors.
2 months of being sober...

with the last weed I smoked being a ten at most (and I hadn't smoked in two weeks before that) I'm not too sure if I will get tested exactly on the 27... but I do know I'm meeting my probation officer that day.

My metabolism burns pretty quickly.. (I think)
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Post by andriaSRH »

My friend told me about this pump thing that looks like a guys johnson. you get someone to pee in a cup for you and you use the pump during a drug test. You can't lose!
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How did it go?
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yea give us the results! :D
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Post by JokersAce »

oh I forgot to post here rofl. Well, my probation officer only asked me questions and shit, I expected her to drug test me because all my friends who have been on probation before told me they'd do that when you meet them in probation offices... Sometime after September 12th I'll most likely get piss tests.


I kinda wanted to test and see if I would make it, but I can't complain.. :lol:
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