HELP! Moved and can't find any weed!

[t3h_shitz]

Ok, so I moved to Southwest Michigan from Iowa. Now, where I used to live the bud was plentiful, and all was well. But here, the oldest children in my neighborhood are 14 and are very straight laced (Catholic school, the whole bit). So I figured when I started College things would improve. They didn't. I go to a smaller community college and I asked around, but all I got were dirty looks and threats to tell the administration. So basically, how do you find weed in new places without drawing attention to yourself? I've tried everything from slyly eying people with Jamaican flag colors on to walking up to long haired hippies and going "Yo, where the bud at?" Help! my once phat sack is growing smaller by the day!

[(weedguru)scarf]

drive back to where u used to live
might just take time... im sure there is some somewhere

[JokersAce]

yeah, I think your gonna have to buy big sacks from road trips back home..

[leprechaun]

I've tried everything from slyly eying people with Jamaican flag colors

lol, im sure as hell that didnt go down to well...

but yea i sorta know how u feel... i cant get anything when i want it, i will usually hav to wait on a m8 to go get me sum, as he wont tell me where he gets it.

[t3h_shitz]

Yeah I bought a little over an ounce before I left, and I'll probably be back every two months or so. It sucks ass rationing though, especially since I have the house to myself most of the day. I found some people who probably do, but should I just bring up the topic of weed and see what they say? That would seem kinda strange though.

[WeedGuru_Flow]

get to know them a bit better and then try to bring it up in a subtle way

[logically]

try to befriend that group of people. Once they know you a bit better ask them how they feel about marijuana. If they don't react with, "Marijuana is SATAN!!!!" than maybe talk about how used to smoke pot where you used to live. Say something like, "I haven't smoked pot in quite a while and I kinda miss it" or something letting them know you're down with Mary Jane. Than if they are actually potheads they should offer to get you high or something.

This is just a basic outline. Or something is used a lot because in real life there are so many more variables. Basically here are the key steps:

1. Befriend

2. Find out there opinion on weed (without straight up asking them if their potheads)

3. If 2 goes well, tell them something that clues them in on you being a pothead.

4. Get high with your new friends

[JokersAce]

I'm being 100% honest here, if you look like a stoner and they don't ask you to smoke/buy, or if those hippy and Jamaican dudes walk away when you ask 'where's the bud at', there is no stoners in your town.

[SQUEEZABLE]

yeah JA thats what i was thinking.

[Pura Vida]

dude that sucks...i get it whenever tho

[dylann]

look for the coolest, or toughest person youve seen around..
approach them and just ask them if they could get you some weed and say youll pay good money for it. like a higher price than you normally would.

then if that works. befriend the dealer. get to know him a bit. and he will probably drop the prices a bit.

if that doesnt work then id suggest just drinking alot. lol

[buttermilk]

Stand outside a gas station and wait for someone to buy a shell. It's foolproof.

[Weedguru Higher]

Stand outside a gas station and wait for someone to buy a shell. It's foolproof.

What's a "shell"?

[13andstoned]

Stand outside a gas station and wait for someone to buy a shell. It's foolproof.

What's a "shell"?

Shell=Blunt

That's how I found my connects down in Margate, NJ

[weedguru_waffles]

I've never heard anybody refer to it as shell... lol You kids and your slang... pft.